Forn Clakes
ECR Refugee
That would be pretty sweet though, I wonder if I could get away with including one in my stories?Stillborn said:I first read this as "demonic bartending". I thought you might need your head checkedSolfi said:
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Age of Empresses
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Kajata
Junior Member
I like Haku's idea of a hermit DB who's found some way to live foreverish. Â I mean, I agree that every tom, dick and harry DB shouldn't be able to just do it by being lucky, because it's unlikely, but as an NPC, it's a great idea.
Flagg
The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment
Yes. The only problem is, by Haku's reasoning for how such a hermit can do this, ANY John Q. Dragonblooded can pull it off.Kajata said:
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Solfi
One Thousand Club
... oh god. That triggered some extremely silly soul-selling dialogue in my head... set in an Angel/Buffy-esque bar for demons... The horror!Stillborn said:
Well, it's like that with a lot of stuff in Exalted (or any RPG) after all... There's mechanics, and there role-playing. Any mechanics should only be allowed when it works within the Story.Stillborn said:
Lotus1
Member
She is pretty much a milf for someone 800 years old... BTw anyone wonder why she is so freakin' tall? Seriously she is like 30 feet tall how does someone ride something that big. Seems like you would fall straight back into the womb if you tried.
Jukashi
Four Thousand Club
Ah, methinks you refer to the illustration on page 20 of da Red Book.
That's a hologram of her.
That's a hologram of her.
Lotus1
Member
You sure about that? Cus if its true i guess its alright. But if your wrong then thats a huge bitch. That would suck to be her consort too, you spent 9 months trying to get out of a woman, then next thing you know this wench with tits the size of a sumowrestler a piece seduces you and next thing you know... your back where life began and you have to wait another 8 months to get out. Its like a nightmare...and sorta like that video where that female elephant sits on some dudes head.
Ker'ion
Primordial of Abstract Logic
Maybe Kaijak just kept feeding her Peaches of Immortality.
He seemed to agree with her reign, since he didn't have it destroyed.
He seemed to agree with her reign, since he didn't have it destroyed.
Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
*blink*Lotus said:
Lotus1
Member
Cthulu_Wakes"
To much?
Jukashi
Four Thousand Club
Well, it is next to the text about her sending a huge vision of herself over every town in the Realm to proclaim her rulership at the start of her reign, so I assume that's what the picture is of.
Also, after nine years on the internet I can assure you that 30ft tall is almost nothing in macrophilia terms. It's the lads and lassies the size of skyscrapers that you have to worry about.
Seriously, that is not the correct use of a train.
Also, after nine years on the internet I can assure you that 30ft tall is almost nothing in macrophilia terms. It's the lads and lassies the size of skyscrapers that you have to worry about.
Seriously, that is not the correct use of a train.
Lotus1
Member
Jukashi wrote
I am guessing you added that in their because it was placed in an orifice that it was not made to enter?
Jukashi
Four Thousand Club
Are any trains made to enter an orifice?
No, a tunnel is not an orifice. Not even the mouth of a tunnel. Or of a river, either!
Ahem.
But yes, you are correct.
No, a tunnel is not an orifice. Not even the mouth of a tunnel. Or of a river, either!
Ahem.
But yes, you are correct.
Lotus1
Member
touch'e
Lotus1
Member
the Female kind, evidently according to Jukashi woman place them in their lower mouths.
Cthulhu_Wakes
Black Sun in a White World
*dies* Maybe  :lol:  :lol:
Jukashi
Four Thousand Club
Never said it was a good idea, did I? And that's not the only wierd thing you can do when you're that size.
Huh, now this is a wandering thread. Wasn't the Empress the original topic? I wonder if she ever had to put down these kind of rumours.
Huh, now this is a wandering thread. Wasn't the Empress the original topic? I wonder if she ever had to put down these kind of rumours.
Lotus1
Member
i imagine so, but regardless in the end of the day she is a big woman. With a big...porpoise that can fit and spew many babies.
Jukashi
Four Thousand Club
You don't know she's a big woman. Why yould she be a big woman? If she was so big she wouldn't be able to sit at The Controls.
Don't get me started on the porpoise. Makes me wonder about all the Lunars the Wyld Hunt captured.
Don't get me started on the porpoise. Makes me wonder about all the Lunars the Wyld Hunt captured.
Lotus1
Member
dude i mean their is no denying she has to have stretch marks, she is 800 years old, and freakin popped out alot of kids. talk about major grilled cheese.
Lotus1
Member
damn thats gotta be the perfect woman, cus i mean no matter what she is always gonna be a tight fit.
Jukashi
Four Thousand Club
Exalted, like Mary Poppins and tolkein elves, are practically perfect in every way and are exempt from all the little bothers of life, such as shaving, bad gas, wrinkles and so forth, including sagging and stretching.
In essence, unless otherwise noted, they are assumed to have no physical flaws. Whatsoever. Such things are simply glossed over, as far as I can see.
I mean, what about menopause? Exalted women live for thousands of years, and yet remain capable of having children forever. How, biologically, does that work?
Nobody cares.
No wonder mortal dynasts get a little crazy when they don't Exalt.
In essence, unless otherwise noted, they are assumed to have no physical flaws. Whatsoever. Such things are simply glossed over, as far as I can see.
I mean, what about menopause? Exalted women live for thousands of years, and yet remain capable of having children forever. How, biologically, does that work?
Nobody cares.
No wonder mortal dynasts get a little crazy when they don't Exalt.