j.e.s.t.e.r
wouldn't it be nice to be an evergreen?
When Mario dies, Bowser will remain in a constant stress chamber until the Koopalings decide to let princess Peach eat cake like some sort of Goomba Messiah sitting on untold lies, gluten, and sugar. Whatever may kill Bowser will leave the Moshlings to starve in silence. The cake destroyed his lover before wrestling Ganondorf for his cookies