Trignome
A Candle
Li Ling Chen
This was not what he'd signed up for. An RV full of friendlies that wanted to get to know each other. His friend being assaulted with relationship requests. His other, almost-friend speculating about his own relationship status. Relationships...bah. Those aren't necessary. As he popped another chocolate, Li Ling silently watched Mr. Friendly get up from the floor and walk over to the passenger seat with his luggage. He closed his little gaming device and sat down next to Hei, pausing to buckle his seat belt. Li Ling could feel his jaw clenched in irritation. I will survive this trip, somehow. Sighing quietly through his nose, he closed his notebook and slid it back into his backpack.
There was no way he was going to wander off into Prose-land and risk having the two chumps up front get anywhere near the stage of 'romantically involved'. I will literally tear Mr. Friendly's heart apart, if it comes to that. As if prompted by the murderous thoughts being directed at him, Mr. Friendly pipped up in a frustratingly cheery voice. "With me as your co-pilot, I guarantee you won't fall asleep or become bored in any way, shape, or form. Because that's kind of who I am." Li Ling could practically hear the tortured screams of his sore eye muscles as he was forced, yet again, to roll his eyes at the obnoxious outgoing nature of Mr. Friendly. Said subject of eye rolling continued to speak. "To be honest, I don't really know you. But considering we'll be driving together for awhile, we could try getting to know each other a little more. I'll go first, if you want." He's making his move already? Doesn't feel like he's the 'deep relationship' type. Steepling his fingers together, Li Ling mentally seethed at the aggressive position Mr. Friendly was taking in order to befriend his BAFF. Careful, Hei. He's going for a conversational kill.
But he knew that, despite all his warnings, Hei would still skip up this relationship stairway with a candid happiness. The friendly was still prattling on. "I'm Oliver, as you know. I'm 23 and currently employed at Google, I'm on their creative design team. Besides that, I'm an aspiring writer. I enjoy video games, like Pokemon and..." As he sat there, listening to Oliver's long-winded speech, Li Ling wondered if he was being a bit too obtrusive of his friend's relationships. It's not like everything that happened to you will happen to him. His expression darkened as a bitter smile twitched at the corner of his mouth. He should still watch his step. People are assholes.
Oliver finished up his introduction, looking over at Hei expectantly. Li Ling was also wondering how his friend would respond. He's a serially shy guy, hopefully he'll kill this friendship with his conversational ineptitude. Perhaps Li Ling was just having an extremely unlucky day, perhaps the stars had aligned in his disfavor, or perhaps his BAFF was merely in a very amicable mood. Whatever the case, Hei opened his mouth and gave a shockingly long speech of his own. The gods are mocking me...Li Ling thought, as he took off his glasses and rubbed at the crease in his brow. The knot was almost a perpetual feature of his expression ever since this road trip had started.
Despite his frustrations, he still listened in on his friend's introduction, worrying that Hei was going to give out his address or social security number. That's a bit of a stretch, but...he looked up at his BAFF, chattering away about his personal details, in happy oblivion. "My name is Hei, you know. Full name is Hei Ian Chau, but please don't call me by my English name, Ian. I am twenty-two, fairly young..." Li Ling scowled at that statement. You're already giving out your age and English name? Then his expression of frustration deepened, as a rather uncomfortable thought dawned in his mind. Wait, wait, wait. If Oliver is 23, and Hei is 22, that means I'm the youngest out of the three of us. Li Ling put his glasses back on, frowning with displeasure. But there was no way Oliver was going to know about his age; Li Ling would never tell him. I'm going to sit here and not say anything.
At this point, Hei finished introducing himself to Oliver and turned around to look at the rest of the RV's occupants. "Hey. Everyone ready to leave." His voice was on par with a normal speaking volume. Li Ling raised an eyebrow in mild surprise. He must be pretty excited, shouting like that. But he doubted the people in the way back would hear his friend's pitiful excuse of a shout.
@LuckyMisfortune
@Vitez
(Looooooong post. Careful everybody...Li Ling is cynically listening to your conversations...)