Abyssal Titles

[Solfi]

I imagine even the Abyssals tire of the longwindedness of it all, even with their flair for the Doomed Despair of the Darkness. And Doom.


...So, they do some judicious pruning as they grow in age and power, and just cut their name down to the quintessentials


In my example above, although 'Panderer' seem the likely candidate for such a pruning, 'Stillborn' holds a wee bit more menace in my mind for some reason (unless the Abyssal in question happens to be the mother of all pimps...).

 

[Persell]

Unfalling Tears


(this is actuallt the name of a halfcatse npc, so named cause mommy burned his tear ducts closed)

 

[Persell]

I imagine even the Abyssals tire of the longwindedness of it all, even with their flair for the Doomed Despair of the Darkness. And Doom.
...So, they do some judicious pruning as they grow in age and power, and just cut their name down to the quintessentials


In my example above, although 'Panderer' seem the likely candidate for such a pruning, 'Stillborn' holds a wee bit more menace in my mind for some reason (unless the Abyssal in question happens to be the mother of all pimps...).

Actually abyssals could use the very same reasoning to make their names longer. Being more powerful deserves a better title etc.

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Hmm so is that why Mask of Winters name is so short compared to the other DLs, makes sense.

 

[Persell]

Hmm so is that why Mask of Winters name is so short compared to the other DLs' date=' makes sense.[/quote']
No that is 'cause the mask of winters has a bad memory and as he can't read and write anymore he can't take notes and so he took a shorter name. forgetting your own name can be quite ashaming for a young deathlord, you know.

 

[Jukashi]

I would imagine that, with the whole magical name business, forgetting your own name just means no-one can find it out to use aginast you. Bet the Yozi's wished they'd forgotten their own names.

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Hmm so is that why Mask of Winters name is so short compared to the other DLs' date=' makes sense.[/quote']
No that is 'cause the mask of winters has a bad memory and as he can't read and write anymore he can't take notes and so he took a shorter name. forgetting your own name can be quite ashaming for a young deathlord, you know.

I loathe WW for forgetting his fucking LORE score. Jesus...

 

[Hanat-Osul]

I loathe WW for forgetting his fucking LORE score. Jesus...

Hey, man, they're busy guys over there, doing stuff like statting the Emissary five times.

 

[Persell]

Hmm so is that why Mask of Winters name is so short compared to the other DLs' date=' makes sense.[/quote']
No that is 'cause the mask of winters has a bad memory and as he can't read and write anymore he can't take notes and so he took a shorter name. forgetting your own name can be quite ashaming for a young deathlord, you know.

I loathe WW for forgetting his fucking LORE score. Jesus...

I am HIGHLY amused by this

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Yes, well WW strikes again in the terrible editing department. "Oh MoW is SO the master deciever and politician...but we're not gonna have him read."


(The Yes Men) "That's GOLD!"

 

[Persell]

Siren of Madness


Fist That Shatters The Sun

 

[Vanman]

Vascillating Poet of Cascading Torment Laid Upon The Bier of Unholy Assignations Teetering on Oblivion’s Effulgent Confluence of Terror and Abrogating Wisdom’s Withered Heart in the Eternal Furnace of Bedlam’s Bastard Step-Child Pandemonium Winging Chaos’ Fulcrum Through Sorrow’s Intestinal Satrapy of Rotting Pulchritude.


Or VPOCTLUTBOUATOOECOTAAWWHITEFOBBSCPWCFTSISORP for short.

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

O_o

 

[Ker'ion]

Vascillating Poet of Cascading Torment Laid Upon The Bier of Unholy Assignations Teetering on Oblivion’s Effulgent Confluence of Terror and Abrogating Wisdom’s Withered Heart in the Eternal Furnace of Bedlam’s Bastard Step-Child Pandemonium Winging Chaos’ Fulcrum Through Sorrow’s Intestinal Satrapy of Rotting Pulchritude.
Or VPOCTLUTBOUATOOECOTAAWWHITEFOBBSCPWCFTSISORP for short.

By the afore mentioned naming standards, that must be one WUSSY Abyssal. :lol:

 

[Persell]

Careful, don't breathe on him too hard! :lol:

 

[Ker'ion]

ROTFLMAO :lol:

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

He must be compensating for something with that long a title.

 

[Jukashi]

Sounds like a bard to me.

 

[Vanman]

Well, yes, he is definitely bottom of the Abyssal ladder. Thing is, he has a friend who watches out for him. Goes by the name of '!'.......

 

[Thorn Darkblade]

"I am the Vascillating Poet of Cascading Torment Laid Upon The Bier of Unholy Assignati...ah, fuck it, what does it matter? I'm just gonna throw you into Oblivion anyways..."

 

[Quchu]

He Who Has No Mouth and Must Scream?

 

[RainOfSteel]

War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death


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Hey, the legend in modern times had to get started somewhere, right?  :wink:


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But, more seriously:


Nightmares Into Reality


Crushed Soul of Despair


Empty One

 

[wordman]

War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death

Really Cool People.

 

[humpert_humpert]

there was one thread in the wikki who had really cool names, like "He who listen to Nine Inch Nails in Drak Corners", but one of our group was "She who swets like a great dead river and smells like a thousand dead pigs"

 

[Quchu]

My favorite is still "He or She Who Dresses Androgynously."