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So. How many turns do you think it'll take for the Vatican to conquer the entire world?Shireling said:
THE VATICAN CITY
Political
The sounds of Gregorian chants filled the hallowed streets of the Vatican on All Saint's Day, 1955. From the Papal Office, Pope Pius XII looked down to the cobbled streets at the convoy of the faithful making its way towards the Basilica.
The Pontiff turned to the door as it swung open slowly, revealing an advisor in a black robe. Pius adjusted his glasses and motioned to a chair. "Sit, Brother Eduardo." He said softly in Italian.
The robed man sat down, leaning on his cane. He was very old, perhaps seventy by his looks.
"Speak, my friend." The Pontiff went on.
The advisor licked his lips and began. "The Jesuit Order is back again asking for a grant for an observatory near Palermo."
"How much do they need?"
"2 million Swiss francs, for the lenses and everything."
"Well, give it to them, by all means." Said the Pontiff, rising. He turned to the window and looked out.
"Your grace, I would advise against such expenditures."
"I know." Said the Pontiff softly. "What else?"
The advisor swallowed. "Two things. Firstly, we've had a monsignor go missing in Lodz, Poland."
The Pontiff's face darkened. "KGB?"
"Perhaps." Said the advisor, "or perhaps German intelligence."
The Pontiff seemed surprised. "Why German?"
"He had come from photographing the camp. The one near Birkenau. Second piece of news."
The Pontiff nodded and hung his head. "So we have no photographs?"
"The site was badly deteriorated anyways. Dynamited and partially buried. But, what we have back from development is... the crematoriums, and one of the... chambers."
Again, the Pontiff nodded, crossed himself, and turned out the window.
Economic
2 million Swiss francs will be transferred from the Vatican Bank to the personal account of the Jesuit Order for construction of an observatory and rocket laboratory near Palermo, Sicily.
Foreign Relations
The Bishop of Paris has contacted French President Charles de Gaulle for a meeting over coffee and paistries. The conversation is expected to be related to the containment of Communism in Europe.
The Bishop of Berlin has contacted President Beck through proxy and inquired on the disappearance of a Monsignor in Lodz, Poland.
The Vatican has created a special committee to gather political intelligence called the Vatican Office of Intelligence.
Research
Jesuit scientists in Sicily are conducting small-scale rocket tests. Other Catholic institutions are working on vaccines for tuberculosis and influenza.
I'm aiming to do it in five. Tops.Pat said:So. How many turns do you think it'll take for the Vatican to conquer the entire world?
A few Cuban agents might have to stop by your office in the near future...Shireling said:I'm aiming to do it in five. Tops.
Batista is Catholic. He'd be wise not to piss off the Pope.Pat said:A few Cuban agents might have to stop by your office in the near future...
Well. In a few years...Shireling said:Batista is Catholic. He'd be wise not to piss off the Pope.
Dont piss off the pope ... cuz excommunication !!!!!!Pat said:Well. In a few years...
OMG!!!! GUYS IS THIS THE BEST PLAN EVER OR WHAT !!! JESUS ... oh sorry abt dat pope man ...Shireling said:Yeah, my bad.
So, on my pope to-do list:
Mend the Orthodox-Roman Catholic Schism
Beat both the Russians and the Americans in the Space Race (Jesuits in SPAAAACE!)
Control France and Cuba by proxy because their leaders are Catholic and I can influence them
Build a shit ton of Catholic schools everywhere
Perhaps raise a standing army of special forces ninja priests
And most definitely wage a spy war with the Soviet Union
How do you plan to mend the orthodox - Catholic schism ?Shireling said:Honestly, my faction is somewhat believable and comical at the same time.
I don't claim to be a theologian but isn't there a difference in opinion on Jesus's nature ... be it man god or spirit between them .... You can't mend that difference ... or can you ?Shireling said:Honestly, my faction is somewhat believable and comical at the same time.
Do you plan to do anything about the Monophisites and the Nestorians ..... oh and the big one Protestantism ?Shireling said:Actually, only the original leaders of the individual churches excommunicated each other. The Orthodox are more mystic than the Catholics and believe that the Catholic propensity for scholarship, philosophy, and rationalization in Western terms is heretical, wheras Catholics accept the Orthodox tradition as merely another form of worship and not heresy.
You're welcome to build catholic schools in India .... as long as they teach the national curriculum ... i.e history , mathematics , science that includes ... evolution .Shireling said:Yeah. I'm shooting for one big Christianity, but I'll take just a mending of the East-West Schism.
You can hab a separate subject called religious studies ....Shireling said:They could teach it as a theory, I suppose.