6-word Story: Little Red Riding Hood

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Rules:


With six words for each post, we shall re-write the story of Little Red Riding Hood.


No coarse language.

Little Red Riding Hood

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Once upon a time in a

 

[MarvelandAnime02]

galaxy far far away there lived

 

[Zer0]

a rebel faction whose leader was

 

[DemonKitten]

A cat obsessed with adorable things

 

[Zer0]

The faction's enemy was the notorious

 

[The Hidden Kracken]

Evil bacon guy who likes cheese

 

[AzileQueen]

this evil bacon guy decided to

 

[DemonKitten]

Eat some cheese cause why not

 

[AzileQueen]

but then Dr. von Meow Meow

 

[Zer0]

sent his assassin Red to

 

[DemonKitten]

Take away evil bacon Guy's cheese

 

[AzileQueen]

Bacon guy exploded into a million

 

[sorrow made you]

little bacon bits so he could

 

[Zer0]

choke Dr. von Meow Meow and

 

[Blomst]

Avenge his cousin Bad Bacon Bob

 

[DemonKitten]

The bad bacon family were nutritious


(lol autocorrect but I'm going to keep it)

 

[sorrow made you]

in all of their bacony goodness

 

[Elephantom]

Because he was knocked out by

 

[Zer0]

[QUOTE="CRiTiCAL ERR0R]in all of their bacony goodness

[/QUOTE]
that even the assassin Red was

 

[Blomst]

A member of the bacon family

 

[Elephantom]

Who was the king of beacons

 

[Zer0]

Beacons of light in this dangerous

 

[Elephantom]

Game full of hide-and-basketball!

 

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KABOOM!


"Hark! Enemies have infiltrated the

 

[Elephantom]

Basketball court!


The beacon exploded because...