Indeed, indeed. And, if my knife were to accidentally slip into your belly... or your back... or some random other area... I assure you, it is just a muscle spasm.
Ahhh I see what you are doing there. You think that I am a fool, and that I can not see your well hidden way of insulting me and calling me a liar! Saying I am not humble! I will tell you sir that I am easily intelligent enough to see your mockery!
Good to meet you.
Hello RPdom. I come to you as but a humble savant, scholar. Though I have many skills of my own.
I am a Lord of more than just Rings. I can catch fire and kill mockingbirds. I am skill in the Craft of War, and my Age has come. Indeed, I shall wage Total War throughout the Stars against my...