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I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the Gods? Where is the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds?

Thank you @MissingBolt for the awesome avatar pic!

Sitting in traffic like the non-helicopter owning loser that I am. X_X

"Oh come on Laney, don't get angry with me. I'm just kidding." She then mocked his voice and he smiled. "Oh my god, I totally don't sound like that... Wait do I really sound like that?" He then reached out for his wallet which keeping his eye on the road. "I do know that we need gas money." He...

He smiled at her attempt to be serious. "I didn't make you admit anything, it was your guilty conscience." He then raised his eyebrow. "Oh come on, country music isn't THAT bad. But don't worry, I'm not going to be playing any country." She then offered to take driving. "Alrighty, when I feel...

He listened to her as he drove. "Good music huh? That's a good enough reason I guess. So basically all I need to do to get you to a party is some Queen Bee music." He said jokingly. He then continued. "Come on Laney, don't give me that guilty face I'm just messing with you." She then asked him...

He laughed at her first joke. "Not even McDonald's? What's that supposed to mean, I'll have you know it's a very dignifying job." He then raised his eyebrow as she revealed the source of her money. "Really? you found 50 bucks in your bra? Are you kidding me? It takes me 6 days of work to make 50...

"Hey when someone throws a compliment at you just shut up and take it, don't complain about it." He said with a smile as he winked at her. He watched her as she walked to the store while he dazed away. Then she suddenly turned around and reminded him of the beer. "Right! totally didn't forget!"...

Ryan was driving faster than he normally would as they were pressed on time. Though he was a good driver and always confident of his skills. Plus, it's always fun to cross the speed limit right? As she nudged his shoulder he nudged her back. She started listing all the items that they need to...

She hung up as she approached his car. He couldn't help but notice her outfit as she reached the door, and he understood why he would make fun of her. Of course he would never forgive himself if he didn't. He laughed as she called him a weirdo. "A sheep/human hybrid is calling me a weirdo?" He...

Ryan listened to the stream of sentences that was unleashed form Delaney. "Woah slow down Delaney, it's alright. It's my bad too, should've remembered. But don't worry we can still make it." He said as he was locking the door to his apartment. His apartment was in a quiet neighborhood, though...

It was 10:52 am when Ryan woke up. Everything was quiet in his small apartment and he took a second to enjoy the silence. After checking out the clock he slowly rose up and stretched. He walked to his bedroom's window and opened it, letting in fresh air. At first, living alone in an apartment...

Hey! I'm up for Married spouse x secret lover or Husband x Wife rp :)

I humbly request that I corrupt my own life force, I promise I'll make you proud.