voracity

I've caught a 'STUCK IN BED' sickness. Please allow some more 24 hours to pass on by. Am sorry.

Nappy Time

Bad mood. The worst of moods. Deadbeat fucker took the car with him too so I'm trapped in this shithole.

Fundamental flaw in that 'they ask you how you are' meme: no one will ever ask you that. Source: every group chat ever.

Me, tries to roleplay and enjoy myself as this site intended for me to. But also me, bailing form multiple groups to dodge like 43 bullets successfully. Result: Professional Lurker.

Honk. Can't make any replies.

I’m going to pull another 7 star I can feel it in my bones.

It isn't plotting when you're assigning roles onto people who are offline and cannot advocate for themselves.

Welcome to RPN, episode 2: “Hi. Im an assassin. But dont worry, I dont kill, steal or break/enter! In fact, everyone knows my name and face and willingly open their homes to me because Im just that charming - what am I famous for? Does it matter I just am and if you question me using my co-gm powers I’ll nerf your characters race and make sure mine is the foundation and reason you are even on the map in the first place. Haha, I already did it to the GM anyway and we both know they dont read EVERYTHING anyway! What am I? An assassin of course - No stop bullying me I DONT commit crimes in fact I have THE STRONGEST morale compass AND everyone knows it, im famous for being the Nice Kind Beautiul Assassin after all.”

fluticasone :< i did it for you

Hi! Welcome to RPN: “My character is a kind, likable, smart, funny, talented jock that everyone loves. His weakness? He’s too perfect and popular.” “What’s his character arc?” “A girl who doesn’t like him learns to like him.” “But how does he grow and get better?” “Oh he doesn’t.” “What’s his flaw?” “He doesn’t have one.”

I'm surrounded. There's no escape - Only I have knowledge of this dark gathering that's taking place. It's so uniformed, these people, you can't reason with them, you can't bribe em. You just have to pray for the absolute best. I've done all that I can to dissuade this, you must believe me, if this is my last message, then let it be known that - They're coming in 6(00) men strong. Prepare thyselves.

Big Things Coming

Stay strong for us, don't gooooo

one day i'll actually have my life together and get my shit straight for rps u w u;;;

If you do not understand the ending then perhaps the ending was not meant for you. It is an ending, she had her answer and her reason - its lost to me still, but only because I cant claim to be able to twist reality the way Mad people can. (Jormungand fanboys who continue to question splinter arrow bomb and sea vs sky need not apply. Immature reader apologists do not interact.)

Cutie *tosses love towards your profile picture*

Tosses phone into ocean - no sins r washed it came back salty and just as sinful

D n D Time Bye

Them: "I have low standards."
Me: "Mine are lower."

b e g o n e !

Im just getting robbed blind :/ see if i join your vc's again >:v

*gives tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream*