Toivoajarakkaus Apr 26, 2016 Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.-BILL MCGLASHEN.
Toivoajarakkaus Mar 4, 2016 You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.- Walt Disney
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.- Walt Disney
Toivoajarakkaus Mar 3, 2016 I'm not playing a role. I'm being myself, whatever the hell that is.-Bea Arthur
Toivoajarakkaus Mar 2, 2016 Try to think of a good chemistry pun, all the good ones argon. - Chemistry Cat
Toivoajarakkaus Feb 23, 2016 Unless you try something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow. -Ralph Emerson
Toivoajarakkaus Feb 23, 2016 In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.- Tom Bodett
In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.- Tom Bodett
Toivoajarakkaus Feb 22, 2016 Copid you kill this man? Me:No, a bullet. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. He died of natural causes. Case closed.
Copid you kill this man? Me:No, a bullet. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. He died of natural causes. Case closed.
Toivoajarakkaus Feb 15, 2016 I stopped in front of a birdcage with a parakeet. We watched each other for a few minutes before it asked, “Can’t you talk?”-Shirley Brown
I stopped in front of a birdcage with a parakeet. We watched each other for a few minutes before it asked, “Can’t you talk?”-Shirley Brown
Toivoajarakkaus Feb 14, 2016 "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz.....Hope everyone has a great Valentine's day!
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz.....Hope everyone has a great Valentine's day!
Toivoajarakkaus Feb 10, 2016 People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.- Isaac Asimov
Toivoajarakkaus Feb 8, 2016 Police & Military- What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? / He got bombed.
Toivoajarakkaus Feb 8, 2016 Doctor Joke- Q:How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? / A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Doctor Joke- Q:How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? / A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Toivoajarakkaus Feb 8, 2016 Doctor Joke=Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?/A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Doctor Joke=Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?/A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?