The_Omega_Effect

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Aug 25, 2018

Vlad Tepesh Dracula was loosely inspired by the real life ruler of Wallachia called Vlad the Impaler. He was known for murdering his enemies and all those who opposed him in the most brutal ways possible, with his favourite way being impaling them on spiked from the middle, vertically, sometimes watching as the victims were still alive to experience the pain.

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  InsultingBunny

• Aug 21, 2018

Congratulations!!! You have an immensely bright future ahead of you! ???

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Aug 11, 2018

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Aug 7, 2018

Am I a terrible person if I am not even momentarily phased by the death of a person that was close to me?

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  Daisie

• Aug 5, 2018

Stay strong dude. Be the best version of yourself.

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  InsultingBunny

• Aug 1, 2018

HEY OMEGA

You’re a pretty cool dood.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 30, 2018

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 30, 2018

20 million sperm...Still can't believe you're the one that won.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 30, 2018

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

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  LennyTheMemeGod

• Jul 30, 2018

1,200 likes. Couldn’t help myself

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  BackSet

• Jul 21, 2018

You know, it's gotten to the point that your criticisms no longer anger me. Instead they just amuse me.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 18, 2018

A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”

"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 18, 2018

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push then down the stairs.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 14, 2018

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.




Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 14, 2018

What does a website for orphans lack?




A homepage.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 13, 2018

What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?







A Widow.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 13, 2018

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 13, 2018

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 13, 2018

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

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  Piper Sue Who

• Jul 13, 2018

Hey, haven't seen you around lately. I hope you're doing okay. Miss talking to you.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 13, 2018

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 13, 2018

If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 12, 2018

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 12, 2018

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

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  The_Omega_Effect

• Jul 12, 2018

You’re kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair, you let down everyone in your life.