A little birdie told me you wanted a jet-pack, so... *dumps a large pile of pipes, screws, tools, and other unidentifiable parts on the floor with a grunt*
Here ya go!
*Some assembly required. ^^'
I think I'll go ahead and take a shot every time you tell the "Welcome to RPN!! I am the Mechanist! The hero of the commonwealth and of RPN!!" introduction to a new person. It warms my heart, and so will the vodka warm my throat.