The Mechanist

Mechanist Log #8
It has been a while since my last log, things have been going slow. Everything is quiet, I am glad for the peace but also restless. My training with the Mechanicus is done, my upgrades added and my new axe powerful, electric, and toxic. The imperium really do know how to make a mean weapon. Now then, I have not heard from the squire in a while, nor anyone really. What is going on out there I wonder. Why is it so quiet? I pray everyone is safe and healthy.
This is Lord Mechanist of house Scion, signing off.

Anyone here remembers Bionicle from way back when?

Greetings sire! How goes the experiments on undoing the curse of Ymir?

[Incoming Transmission from Squire Fungus labeled “Persona Test #2: Success”]
*Somehow, his face had been completely healed* This is test recording number 2, it turns out, I needed to rip the mask off Completely as it was the shackles that surrounded my heart..However, now I have found the source of this new power I have been researching. Loki! *From behind him, a being with a large sword of flame, a zebra patterned skin and a blackened face with blood red teeth and striped horns appeared* Behold, this is my persona sire, and I have found out that...well..almost anyone can have one of these. Of course, I will induct more research and send you the results, but I’ve managed to awaken it!
[End of Transmission]

DRAMATIC ENTRANCE

[Incoming Transmission from Squire Fungus labeled “Persona Test #1]
Let’s see...light blinking, camera’s on, lens cap is off...okay. *He is seen with a helmet-like mask on his face* after further researching what this new ability is, I’ve come to realize this mask, now, If I try and take this off... *Several tugs later, the mask isn’t coming off* I believe this has something to do with an ability that has been mentioned in another reality known as a “Persona.” Now, what I need to do is rip the mask off, so, apologies for the vulgar display. *One forceful tug, and now screaming, and half of his face gone* AH FUCK, COMPUTER, CAMERA OFF, CAMERA OFF!—
[End of Transmission]

Excuse me sir, I may need to uhm.... permanently deactivate another robot, what do you suggest is the best way of doing this?

[Incoming Video Message from Squire Fungus]
Let’s see...how does this thing work? Light’s blinking so I think it’s on.. *Clears throat* Sire, I’ve discovered a new power that may turn the tide in our quest to expand lady scions kingdom, as well as help our comrade Dyn Jarren deliver the chosen child. I’m conducting more research as I speak, I will send you results of the outcome with each test. Glory to Lady Scion Sire.
[Ending Transmission]

HAH
DRAMATIC ENTRANCE

Excuse me sir, Fungus wants to build me an organic body. I don't know how to feel about this, can you offer some advice?

Apyyyyyy lmaoooooo

Happy New Years Sir!

Amazing to think about that I’ve been here for 5 years, where have they all gone.

Playing bioshock again after such a long time, forgot how much I enjoyed this series

Feliz navidad yall

Dat Mandalorian finale though!

*Currently holding a Chaos Zweihander*
Sire! I’ve done it, the most ultimate weapon!

*Walks in and bows*
"Sir, can I join you and Squire Fungus? I shall do whatever it takes to join you"

EMERGENCY_TRANSMISSION TO: THE MECHANIST
TIME:UNKNOWN
LOCATION:BRAZIL.EXE
STATUS:URGENT

HELLO SIR, MY NAME IS AKITO I HAVE LOCATED YOU BY HACKING FUNGUS THIS WILL BE MY LAST TRANSMITION BEFORE MY EMERGENCY POWER GOES OUT. FUNGUS HAS SUSTAINED MAJOR DAMAGE AND IS CURRENTLY INOPERATIONAL. I AM ALSO IN A SIMILAR POSITION HOWEVER MY EMERGENCY POWER WILL ALLOW ME TO SEND THIS MESSAGE BEFORE I RUN OUT OF POWER. FUNGUS AND I HAVE SUSTAINED MAJOR DAMAGE HELP IS NEEDED

Mechanist Log #7
I have gained insight as to my death in the future. I the great Lord Mechanist falls in a battle against Gwyn Lord of Cinder to save the squire. The squires training regime will be enhanced now, this is unacceptable, he must be prepared for even the toughest of foes. I on the other hand will need my own upgrades as well. I am to head to Mars to speak with the Adeptus Mechanicus about gaining more upgrades in my chassis. To train with the Skitarii as well and further my knowledge on tech with the Tech Priests. When I return I should be more than ready to defeat any foes that go up against me, even those of the ruinous forces.
This is Lord Mechanist of House Scion, signing off.

Mechanist Log #6
A lot has happened, Squire is getting married, the wedding is going to have a ton of VIPs. We have adventured across boletaria, needless to say I got an adequate enough workout. Though the strangest thing happened, a time anomaly, the squires future self showed up, but he was no longer a squire. Rather he had my rank, and even referenced I was a sight for sore eyes. Makes me wonder, what in the wasteland happens to me in the future? Do I die? Do I go somewhere else? There is much to do, much to know, and much to learn. For now I will not think much on it, but I will be diligent on what I do from now, I cannot fail house scion. For now though I must answer a summons from the Imperium.
This is Lord Mechanist of House Scion, signing off.

*Coughs and clears throat*
Sire...I have news.

River of Darkness by The Midnight has a good sax going for it

I’ve been going on some long walks in the dark sire....Veeeeerrryyyy long walks.
*Alucard type smile*

Sir Mechanist, I'm sorry to bother you with something like this but...Do you know any...weaknesses of Sir. Fungus?