If you're the bitter queen, and I'm the cupcake... Lemon lime cupcake?
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Sure when a child gets on a swing it’s cute, but when I do it, it’s “trespassing” and I get asked “how did you get in my backyard?”
Me? Replying to posts? A rarity!
Do you ever just disassociate all day instead of replying to things you really need to. Yeah, that’s me, I think? Idk still diassociating
Nothing makes me feel better more than yelling at old white men on tv
My neighbor just smoked a shit ton of weed and is playing the loudest music he can. Welcome to coloRADo kms
Life motto: Whoops!
Is that Heather I see?
If I’m gay, and you’re gay, who’s going to wear these pants?
My dog only loves me when she wants something. What does she want this morning?
Where’s my boy who broke a pedos nose for me when I need him?
I tipped my waitress with a glass of my tears.
I’m about to go see Waitress. Don’t worry, I’ll remember to tip!
Feel like a failure? Remember one night I made a reminder that said “write that essay titbag.” 291 days later, I still haven’t written it.
Hate yourself? Just remember I wrote a heros journey paper on homestuck my sophomore year of high school and its the cringiest thing I own.
My dog has manipulated me into laying on the floor with him. I’m a sucker.
Where is everyone?
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