Isn't it kinda weird that America is remaking a movie, the creation of which is steeped in the fact that America bombed said country. I dunno, it's weirdly circular
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Do Spanish speakers hear "hahaha" in their heads as "ahahah?"
Episode 1 of Vento Aureo: Huh, this is a weird choice for an ending theme
15 episodes later: EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
The older I get, the more I identify with Shrek
I can't take all these shows coming out this winter. Like, it's everything I love all wrapped in one season. It's killing me.
I think that all my avatars from now on are just going to be sexy versions of things that in no rational universe should ever be sexy
"Super Blood Wolf Moon" sounds like some sort of anime finishing move
I feel like the writers on Gotham have stopped giving a single shit and it's great.
I can't even look at the words "To be continued" anymore without hearing that chord in my head...
You know Skyrim is a fantasy game because you can go to sleep and wake up feeling Well Rested.
Pro tip for ladies: Keep a deck of cards in your purse so that if someone you don't like asks you out, you can just flip through them, shrug, and say "Sorry, but it looks like it's just not in the cards."
If anyone wants to watch Bandersnatch, just know that the experience starts off like, wow this some fucking amazing feat of technology.
Then the excitement kinda peters out to you asking, when am I gonna ever get an interesting ending. And then you never do.
That's basically it, lol.
I'm perpetually stuck in a cycle between "Corporations are not your friends and their use of memes is just a marketing tactic."
and
"hehe...Wendy make a funny"
Probably not a good idea to chug a cup of Death Wish coffee on an empty stomach when I've only been drinking tea for months...
Why do magic circles always have random alchemical symbols in them. Are demons gonna be like, "Oh no, it's my only weakness: potassium carbonate!"
Do you ever rewatch a show or movie where a character you like dies and you're just like, "Well, maybe it won't happen this time?"
The movie you probably picked out for the family to watch on Christmas according to your alignment:
Lawful Good: It's a Wonderful Life, Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
Neutral Good: A Christmas Story, Frosty the Snowman, Mickey's Christmas Carol
Chaotic Good: Elf, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Oh wow I *just* realized that cyanide is called that because it's blue. It's goddamn blue
Unless I'm remembering this completely wrong, I've always been bothered by this one episode of Scooby Doo where (spoilers I guess) the villain sabotages amusement park rides in an attempt to scare people away from the park.
But he's actually the owner, so the gang is just like "Well, since we're still alive, he hasn't technically committed any crimes. Guess he's getting away with it after all!"
Bitch. What.
So glad the only drama this Christmas was over whether grandma's ambrosia was any good or not.
Millenial/Gen Z fatalism but with kira kira kawaii emoticons
So the Satanic Temple suing Netflix is a thing. That happened this year. Reality is just gonna keep doing us like this I guess
Whistling while you walk past a graveyard is out.
Whispering "Mood" or "God, I wish that were me" every time you pass a gravestone is in
Look up the Bad Sex in Fiction Awards, I implore you
Last night I had a dream that I was watching an adaptation of Junji Ito manga and the last story was about a ghost helicopter that chased people down and made them vanish off the face of the earth if it got too close.
The weirdest part is that I could plausibly see this as something that was actually written by Junji Ito... -
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