RandomBlobMan

Slim Pickens, well he does the right thing
and he rides a bomb to hell, yeah he rides a bomb to hell
Watch the pulse that quickens after every little sting
If you're gonna go to hell, drink it up you might as well

*flies down on a helicopter*

Free real estate

WE
ARE THE MASTERS OF THE GALAXY
WE'RE THE LORDS OT SPACE DUNDEE
THE DESTROYERS OF REALITY
ON A QUEST FOR ALL ETERNITY
WE'RE THE MASTERS OF THE GALAXY
WE'RE THE LORDS OF SPACE DUNDEE
THE DESTROYERS OF REALITY
KNIGHTS OF EVIL ARISE

HE'S THE HOLLYWOOD HOOTSMAN!
HAIL TO HOOTS!
MIGHTY PROUD AND STANDING TALL, A LEGEND TO US ALL!

HE'S THE HOLLYWOOD HOOTSMAN!
HE'S THE KING!
RIDING FROM THE SILVER SCREEN INTO THE BATTLEFIELD!
HE'S THE KING OF CALIFORNIA!
HOOTS!

THIS MAGIC CRYSTAL
IS THE ARTIFACT YOU SEEK
TO UNLEASH EVIL FROM THE SKY
YOU MUST FIND A PORTAL
THE CRYSTAL IS THE KEY
ALL UNIVERSAL LIFE WILL DIE!

GOBLIN KING OF THE DARKSTORM GALAXY RIDE OF THE WINGS OF DOOM
GRANT ME THE POWER TO FIGHT MY FOES AND DEFEAT THE LORDS OF THE MOON

*intense sound of engine revving*

FLY HIGH INTO SPACE TO CHARGE MY

LASER
POWERED
GOBLIN
SMASHER

WITH THE FORCE OF SOLAE FUSION FLOOOOOOOWIIIIIIIIIIING THROUGH MYYYYYYY VEINS

GALAXY SWARMING BEHIND ME
NEBULAS LYING AHEAD
THIS CAN ONLY MEAN, THAT I HAVE ARRIVED INTO SPACE
OH YEAH

I FEEL THE ASTRAL FIRE BURNING
IT'S BURNING DEEP INSIDE OF ME
IT BURNS FOR THE STEEL
MY STEEL

Been drained throughout the weekend. Shall start replying tomorrow. Sorry folks.

*peeks in*
didya hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
don’t worry! he was just going through a stage!

HEY Y'ALL PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE RUBBERBAND MAN
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD A SOUND LIKE THE RUBBERBAND MAN

OOOOOOOHHHH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE
WOOOOO AAAAAAAH LIIIVIIN ON A PRAYEEER
TAKE MY HAND, WE’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR
WOOOOO AAAAH LIVIN ON A PRAYER
LIVIIIN OOOON A PRAYEEEEEEER

YE CAN’T ALWAYS GET WATCHA WA-ANT

I want some cheese

Heya Random! Just wanting to stop by to see how've you been and wish you well.

The two of us are not unfamiliar with the phenomenon of caring for another
You are aware of the terms of our encounter, and I am familiar as well
The fullest submission of our minds and bodies is the situation that is occurring in my mind
I can assure you that no other man would present this offer to you

The only thing I wish is to properly explain to you the feelings which I have
I must persevere until you have a proper comprehension of them

I have no intention of letting you slip away
I have no intention of falling short of your expectations
I have no intention of sprinting in circles and leaving you to your loneliness
I have no intention of upsetting you to the point that tears begin to fall from your eyes
I have no intention of bidding farewell
I have no intention of speaking falsities which will cause you pain

The two of us have been aware of each other's existence for an indeterminate, but supposedly significant, amount of time
The vessel which pumps blood through your body and allows you to continue to live has been struck with pain, but you lack the social ability to explain this fact adequately
Internally, the two of us are aware of these events occurring
We comprehend this entertaining distraction, and we are about to partake in it

Also, in the unlikely case that you are to inquire about the emotions which plague my being at this very moment
I must insist that you deny your lack of proper eyesight if you are not already aware of them

I have no intention of letting you slip away
I have no intention of falling short of your expectations
I have no intention of sprinting in circles and leaving you to your loneliness
I have no intention of upsetting you to the point that tears begin to fall from your eyes
I have no intention of bidding farewell
I have no intention of speaking falsities which will cause you pain

I have a pen.
And it is so blue.

I'M BLUE DABADEEDABDAI DABA DEE DABA DAB DABADEEDABDAI

IIIIIII'LL BEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
IN A DAY OR
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RIDE FAR AWAY, CROSS THE MIGHTY RIVER TAY
OVER MOUNTAINS INTO THE UNKNOWN

FOLLOW YOUR HEART LET IT GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE DARK
TO THE LAND OF UNICORNS

HELL JUMPERS JELL JUMPERS WHERE YOU BEEN

We need this as a culture

It's ah me, Stephan Colbert welcome to the late show