I give thee a Woomy
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I'm gonna drown in a big pool of lemonade, hopefully Dr pepper gives me cpr
Greetings flowie boi
Why does this work so well.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
***Insert pink panther theme remix***
Every so often I feel like someone is throwing sharp things at my kokoro,
It's like five waluigi's singing a particularly good queen song.
I like throwing water balloons filled with honey because they have more heft and add damage to the target than each club. The difficulty of the throw determines how many honey balloons hit the target. For levels 1-4, each 3 honey balloons for a player's total throws. For levels 5-7, each 2 honey balloons for a player's total throws. For levels 8-10, each 1 honey balloon for a player's total throws. Honey bombs are placed like rockets are with the exception that they are thrown in a straighter line than rockets. They are not awarded points for throwing. Homing bubbles are awarded 1 point for the first one that hits, and 2 points for any additional bubbles that strike the target at a 45° angle.
I'm not even gonna RP anymore, I'm using talk to transform for all my posts.
Must of been a blow to spend your whole life doing favours for Jesus to the point he would let you weaponize him. Just to find out gasoline exists
How embarrassing is it when your at work or school or in a intimate moment with your other and you fart but it’s actually the heaviest piece of crap you have ever deposited. To the point you lose weight and cannot fit in your uniform or sexy charizard costume
Also your uniform or sexy charizard costume is ruined because who takes their clothes off to fart?
My next character will be as edgy as a spherical cake in the middle of something.
Hope into one hand and shit into the other and let's see what fills up first
I saved a baby tree frog at work today, that makes me a better person then most others.
To see the pictures of this little cutie and the frog support me on onlyfans at....
Each day we stray further into depravity, I mean me as well but collectively as a whole some of us should feel bad.
You know deep inside if it's you or not
Greetings fellow human
GrEeTiNgS
Just think, theres a 50% chance at least three people you have spoken to play the Sims in some form. They have made a Sim with your name that looks like you and they control that Sim with your name to because you have wronged them or they secretly like you.
Either way it's creepy when you lift the laptop up and you accidentally stumble into the Flowiest farm.
People often come up to me on the street claiming I'm like a martyr, so amazing and gracious but humble
And I tell them "stop making eye contact with me" then I push them out of the way and keep going
There’s literally a tube full of a paste and a side effect of it is cancer and genetic defects.
I know what flavour cake I’m making for the bake sale this year!
I’m so stingy that instead of flirting with the girl at the counter I barter.
speech raised to 96
Your profile is a whole mood.
"Like all worlds people reincarnate into, the language is Japanese with English subtitles"
"Your a nut."
That's king Cashew to you commoner... -
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