gooooood morning bishhhh
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i luh u bishhhh
I'd like to apologize to the random person who passed me while walking up a hill and had to hear me fighting for my dear life
cuz ya girl got absolutely no stamina
I need a nap
and with a nap, I mean one that's at least two years long.
this bish is like.
the sweetest ever?????
like, i can't even????????
idk how i managed to find such an amazing and kind person to talk to but damn i ain't complainin
that being said this bish forever has my support and protection
yall hurt her and i'll eat your kneecaps-
normally, I do like surprises, but not when it's an 11-page essay you are supposed to finish TODAY and you didn't know shit about any essay-
It's a shame you can't like your own comments. I need that self-love.
I bow to the great three neuron intellectual! (in a place that is a little more appropriate for this banter)
I found so many pretty pictures on Pinterest oml. Kinda want to change my profile picture again but kinda want to keep this one too because it's a literal goddess.
Me: looks at time 1:50 AM? That's a bit late... but I'll probably be fine
Narrator: she, in fact, won't be fine and will come to regret this decision very soon.
I have to summarize a whole SPANISH academic document in SPANISH and my spanish language skills are equivalent to the dog in the sombrero saying sí. Needless to say, i'm strESSED-
OK was someone gonna tell me they already aired Queer Eye: we are in Japan on netflix or was I randomly supposed to find that out just now myself???
if you think I would walk through the rain for twenty minutes to get some discount Halloween candy, then you are absolutely right.
A halloween outfit concept; plastering a big mirror to your chest and when people ask who you're dressed as you answer: a clown. Bonus points if you come across your ex.
I'm also kinda thinking about creating a sci-fi group roleplay?
but also a cute KRP ???
choices, choices...
Me: I'll go to bed early today
My consciousness: you fool, you absolute fool-
Taeyeon just released her new comeback and I am NOT OKAY
Me: clicking on a Disney song video
My brain, knowing very well this will turn into a 2h marathon of Disney song videos: ah shit here we go again.
Me: walking down the stairs, minding my own business
My mind: what if you trip now, tumble down and break your neck?
aight thanks brain.
some of y'all have never watched Winx during childhood and it really shows :/
I met someone today who was older than me but didn't know who Queen was... My soul died a little tbh.
Could someone please tell me who decided to release all these awesome games in 2020? Cyberpunk 2077??? Dying light 2??? Last of us II??? Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2?? Animal Crossing on the switch??( I don't even own a switch !!!!)WITH WHAT MONEY AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY THESE GAMES? I AM A BROKE ASS STUDENT-
I actually finished the schoolwork that was on my to-do list for today. I feel equally proud as suspicious of myself... -
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