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Necromantic
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i know camus is nOt your pfp
anybody can be short if you remove their legs
its hard to be a normal teen girl when youre a 600 year old male werewolf
a stickbug without legs is merely a breathing stick, which will soon become a normal stick
i dont date dinosaurs
even if the hostage is dead, you can make the situation work if youre a good enough ventriloquist. or if their family/friends wanted them dead.
other men drink water so if i were to drink water, i would by proxy be drinking water that millions of other men have drank before me, and that seems really gay
the subtle sound of rapping in the winds disturbs my sleep and makes me contemplate fighting my youngest sibling
how to date someone cuter than you are when youre the cutest?
a human without bones would essentially be a land blob fish
if the fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach, the obvious conclusion is that you need to feed him his own heart
ive screamed into the abyss so long i think the abysd is screaming back
the screams will not keep me awake
when will the day come that i can pop my arm off and give it to a tattoo artist so he can do a full sleeve while i go to work
i write sinuses not odysseys
i want to marry the eiffel tower but hes taken
why break peoples hearts when you can just break their legs?
Wadanohara fan I assume?
dont worry. the void knows. the void loves you.
as an american, i vote we get rid of the bullshit we call thanksgiving. i dont like my relatives, and im not thankful for having food that makes me want to vomit being the only thing on the table. get rid of the turkey, replace this with my grandmother-in-law making a lasagna and me coming over for a good lasagna
i left my house yesterday. now for another year of hiding until halloween comes along again, so nobody suspects i am actually undead
breaking my heart is impossible for i am a zombie. it stopped beating april 30th, 2016 and now i exist year round for halloween to come again so i may leave the house without people suspectinh anything.
the time has come to literally turn into a pumpkin
how many shrimps do you have to eat
before you make your skin turn pink -
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