Me: *Scrolling memes*
Laptop: *RANDOMLY OPENS A BILLION FUCKING APPS AND TABS AND GAMES ALL AT ONCE AND SHOVES ADS IN MY FACE*
Me: HOLY FUCK! *Jumps back* O_O
Laptop: *RANDOMLY OPENS A BILLION FUCKING APPS AND TABS AND GAMES ALL AT ONCE AND SHOVES ADS IN MY FACE*
Me: HOLY FUCK! *Jumps back* O_O