Y'know when you randomly think of an extremely offensive pun out of nowhere, and you kinda wanna share it but you know that it's 125% wrong? Yeeeahhh... I need to calm myself with the dark jokes or I'll have even less friends.
Maschalismos is the practice of physically making the dead unable to rise in undead form. Examples of this include Europeans burying suicides with a stake through the heart and the corpse's decapitated head placed between one's corpse legs. Ohamaha Indians slit the soles of those dead by lightning strikes, and Aboriginies beat their freshly dead.