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  • Breaking News: Part one of the coding update has landed. I for one could care less, but congrats everyone else.
    Breaking News: Ricegum got into a fight with H3H3 and got his ass beat. He was sent to the hospital unconscious 
    literally
    literally
    ;-; why, to me this is trash, riceeeeee, 
    Iskandar
    Iskandar
    My Field Reported states that he has a broken Jaw, two missing teeth, a broken nose and two black eyes...
    youngkyun
    youngkyun
    Oh dayum
    Breaking News: Killer Keemstar has been diagnosed with terminal cancer, and has days to live. 
    Alushey
    Alushey
    Don't bring my hopes up.
    Iskandar
    Iskandar
    This just in! Keemstar has been arrested for molesting hats.
    Breaking News: Pink Alien like creatures were spotted near filthy Frank's house.


    In other news: Fifa Youtuber Miniminter has come out saying he is bisexual.


    In our last bit of news: Markiplier has come out saying he has clinical depression.


    In some personal news: I have no friends and want to kill my self ;-; xD  
    Breaking news: RPN resident @Ambela has no soul and is a demon warlord. Be wary folks.
    Breaking News: The Person that accused KSI of being a KKK leader is his own brother ComedyShortsGamer. He says that after years of abuse he is tired of it and enough is enough! 
    Iskandar
    Iskandar
    LennyTheMemeGod
    LennyTheMemeGod
    Well okay :/


    But if you don't have a reputable source (me. I'm obviously reputable :3) people will start to deny anything you say!
    Iskandar
    Iskandar
    You aren't very reputable. I am just report on the news, if it is false, I will apologize. The news can also be rumors and whatnot. Therefore I have no need for you.
    Breaking News: Jacob Sartorius has successfully been kidnapped by North Korea for the following Reason;


    "we are kidnapping the child because is a disgrace to the earth and Kim would like to deal with him personally 


    by nuking him into outer space "


    This statement came from the North Korean Spy that kidnapped him. 
    Breaking News: iDubbz has been voted Gayest man on YouTube after coming out of the closest some time ago. We here at the station have sent him an amazon gift card for his prestigious title.


    We'll have more news throughout the day!


    (Once more, this is satire/comedy and in no way is it real. So chill)
    Iskandar
    Iskandar
    When you make a typo in your news report... *Sigh* 
    Shows that no matter what their age, fame status or socio-economic backgrounds/current status, boys will all get excited around video games, especially when bragging rights are on the line. ^_^


    I was actually surprised with all the people doing cameos that they didn't cut back to the guys and Hunter would be all excited in the background rooting on Jey xD  
    Iskandar
    Iskandar
    Hunter? He wasn't even in the video tf.


    Also, Strowman and Reigns xD  


    I was going for Jey? The one with the longer beard because it is better. 


    AJ hyping them both up was good
    WanderingJester
    WanderingJester
    Yeah, a shame, would've been so funny xD


    Right?? Strowman just wandering in and E giving him the stinkeye.  I can imagine the girls are at the doorway or something just shaking their heads at the guys for getting so turnt xD


    This is honestly what made this channel great.  Did you see how excited Seth got during the final victory? xD  
    BREAKING NEWS: Markiplier and JackSepticEye are both being accused by Marina Joyce for leading a sex cult, if we learn anything more, we will inform you.


    (Please note that this is all satire/comedy) 
    Breaking News: Popular news Youtube Scarce is fat, and we have proof!


    fat_scarce.jpg



    In other news; Youtube Sensation FilthyFrank has been convicted of sexually assaulting clocks.


    In our last bit of news, resident malteser Stomedy, has apparently died from smoking too much cardboard. Our condolences go out to his family.
    BREAKING NEWS: Popular News Youtuber John Scarce has overdosed due to trying to do a triple upload. Everyone at the team hopes he gets better soon.
    Alushey
    Alushey
    Nonono. Needs a more clickbaity title like this. The dumbest hackers/cheaters of the entire universe on this little rock we call earth in the milky way galaxy try to sue blizzard!!11!!!!!!!!! (Gone wrong) (gone right) (Gone left) (Gone sexual) (Almost died1!)


    https://youtu.be/wcS5CH0dk6k
    Iskandar
    Iskandar
    I am a news host, not some cancer commentator like leafyishere or Pyrocynical, and I am definitely not some fake prankster.
    Alushey
    Alushey
    If you're going to be a news host be the exact opposite from the rest. Be incredibly biased, satirical as fuck, and make fun of everyone. No holding back. Yolo brolo   
    Breaking News: Leafyishere gaining massive amounts of hate after saying "Fuck Harambe" on twitter. The team here will keep you updated on this story
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