I am seeking more friends in discord...
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Good Morning- I’m here to lay insults on you.
*curls up on your bed and waits like a good dingo.*
When you fall in your house. Then decide your life is pretty great on the floor. You have your phone. Your cats even like you for once.
I think I’ll lay this way for awhile.
I wanna see more people’s faces.
You make me smile more then I make you smile.
I’m sure of it
I’ve always had a hard time showing my face to strangers online. Hiding behind my insulting mask.
Thank you Lyublyu
Tebya delat’ menya schastliv
Somewhere over the horizon, in a far away place
There was a young princess, such a beautiful face
She worked hard, long, sickness and health
The princess stacked paper and wealth
The princess was human, no one liked a elf
In this magical fairy tale locked in a jail
That is a whole country and to put bluntly
Convicts were brought to this land quite grand
Then a descendant of a criminal held magic in his hand..
Well sweet peepers. Going to be on and off for the next couple days. Personal business!
Sometimes my bluntness can come off insulting.
*dies of embarrassment*
Last message got taken down. =/ dunno why
Come close, let me flow at you
Stand next to me, I’ll show you
The words I say and type are true
You make a fire turn green and blue
You make a fire jump and dance
You make a dingo believe in romance
You make a dingo happy for the chance
The Flu has finally gave me my full voice back..
Shush little bunny now is the time to sleep
Rest you cute head and start to dream deep
Dream of fluffy things and stuff that’s warm
And awaken feeling better, forget the storm
I want you in perfect form
Think of how much better you’ll be
A full nights rest just wait and see
Drink lemon tea and hunny bunny, even give rest to the insults
Cause whatever plan you have I’m probably joining your cults
Look alive,
a dingo is stalking and hunting
I strive,
to have her grinding and bumping
blazing and stunting
Leaving me hunched over and grunting
Like a game of tennis
The bunny has fangs! And she spits venom
Makes me jealous
something horrendous
But when I have her I feel stupendous
I should mention
This is like my trademark
I pissed around the profile,
I’m a pudgy Russki baked cupcake.
Oh to all those who started following my Insulting self. Thanks for the follow!
I should start my own curse word classes.
Come forth you witty souls. Let me insult you.
Oh funny bunny,
Making insult money
Leaving me sticky like honey
Making me burn like curry
To know you sweet Lyublyu I feel quite lucky
Insult me, I dare you.
Telemarketer calls always excite me. Gives me a chance to breath heavily into the phone.
Slow deep breaths are never enough..
Come. Let me stuff you with soup. You can be my soup truck. -
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