If i saw you on tinder, you know I’d swipe right
Cause I would do most anything to hold you at night
If I saw you needed help, posted on Craigslist
I would try and end your problems with my fist
I’d add you as a friend, if I still used Facebook
I’d share my name and location just so you’d take a look
Forget calling a taxi baby I’ll be your Uber
Cause when I hear you speak it makes me feel super