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Heeheehee.... g-get it? 'Cuz the window... ohh this too hilarious.
...n-no? Oh.... Okay.
CHAOS!
"Notify the Detectives again. A new case just came in."
*A new folder is set down. This time it contains:*
A girl was attending her mother's funeral where she met a man. She was very intrigued by the man and was interested in getting to know him. As she was making her rounds she realized she had not gotten the man's name or number. Later, when she went to find him, he had already left. A week later, she murdered her older brother to find the man.
Why?
"Quick! Alert the detectives!"
*A folder is set on a table, inside it reads:*
A dead body is found at the bottom of a multistory building. Seeing the position of the body, it is evident that the person jumped from one of the floors, committing suicide. A homicide detective is called to look after the case. He goes to the first floor and walks in the room facing the direction in which the body was found. He opens the window in that direction and flips a coin towards the floor. Then he goes to the second floor and repeats the process. He keeps on doing this until he reaches the last floor. Then, when he climbs down he tells the team that it is a murder not suicide.
How did he come to know that it was a murder?
A crime has been committed at Freemont Street. The main suspect is a man named Sean Baker. It was said that a man had been walking along the pathway when he was suddenly shot in the stomach. The suspect had brown hair, blue eyes and wore a baggy Armani suit just like Sean Baker's.
Sean was asked to tell the story right from the beginning. "Well," said Sean, "I was just hanging around the park when I saw this man walking along the pathway. Suddenly, a guy came up from behind him and shot him! I ran home as fast as I could." The policemen asked him to give a description of the murderer. "He had a red mustache, red hair and a baggy Armani suit on." "I think this man is telling a lie," said one of the policemen.
How did he know?
A man murders his wife with a knife in their car. Nobody is around to see this. He throws her out of the car being careful not to leave any fingerprints on her body. Next he throws the knife off of a cliff into a gorge where it will never be found and he goes home. An hour later the police call him and tell him that his wife has been murdered and he needs to come to the scene of the crime immediately. As soon as he arrives, he is arrested. How did they know he did it?
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other. When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette. He said "I have nothing else to live for. I can't go on," then the sound of a gunshot. After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide, but a homicide. How did they know?
A man is found murdered on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police, who question the wife and the staff, and are given the following alibis: the wife says she was sleeping, the butler was cleaning the closet, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail, and the cook was preparing breakfast. Immediately, the police arrest the murderer. Who did it and how did the police know?
Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered iced tea. One girl drank them very fast and had finished five in the time it took the other to drink just one. The girl who drank one died while the other survived. All of the drinks were poisoned. How did the girl who drank the most survive?
A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, I am the torment of man.
What am I?
It's right behind you...
Creeps on the ground,
Follows you home,
Does not make a sound.
What is it?
Okay, this time you guys gotta guess!
What does a vampire fear the most?
What runs around the cemetery but doesn't move?
*sniffle sniffle*
So tired...
AWWWWWWWWW fox!!!
What on my mind... hmm.. let's take a look!:
"Ice cream..."
"Oh man I hope mom doesn't kill me.."
"Did I do my homework?"
"Maybe I should.."
"Oh! But I wanted to get a drawing done!"
"B-But what about the clay charms I was gonna make?"
"Ice cream.."
"Ugh, I have to be somewhere tonight too!"
"Hey, pillow. I like pillows."
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."
"Woof, mrrow, tweet, SCREEEEE!!"
"Ice cream!"
....on second thought..
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Just a random, heart-crushing reminder of Kazuto's fierce determination and love...
Y'know when you're sitting awake at 3:00 in the morning and all of a sudden you have a huge motivation to clean the kitchen, do your schoolwork, and be an over-all responsible person?
And in the morning it's gone like "poof".
*sniff sniff*
I smell...
chocolate?? ^,^
FOXES SHALL ONE DAY RULE THE WOR- *cough cough* O-Oh hey... I didn't see ya there... ^^;
I believe math might be an acronym...
M- Mental
A- Abuse
T- Towards
H- Humans
awwwwww FOX!!!! -
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