Heck

Heck

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  • Heck
    Im thankful for is NOTHING AT ALL well the food 
    zachie mel
    zachie mel
    your not thankful for me ;-; *trembles and curls up in a ball crying*
    Heck
    Heck
    no no no thats i happy to have u
    Heck
    Put your cringy jokes here or cringe worthy things right here 
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    Heck
    Heck
    latta cringe
    spookie
    spookie
    this is 3edgy5meh!!1!
    Comet
    Comet
    Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?


    cause it got stuck in a crack!!


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    what had 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?


    my zipper


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    if im captain America, will you be my lady liberty?


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    I call him little deadpool, he can break the 4th wall and your bed!


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    my suit isn't the only reason why they call me iron man.


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    I may be batman, but you be robin my heart.


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    When I'm done with you, you'll be singing god bless captain America.
    Heck
    I hvae idiots as firends....one is talking about a shaggy dog ,and the other one hes juist makeing weid sounds...school is great isnt it 
    Heck
    Damn It! I have to take the same test in the two of my classes wtf i hate school!!!!
    zachie mel
    zachie mel
    *gasp* my god ship toby x zachie. YOU MUST RP WITH ME
    Heck
    Heck
    i will pm m e
    Heck
    I was just called a creture my one of my classmates how do i get rid of him
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    Fleur
    Fleur
    I was gonna say "Please, no. <3"
    Heck
    Heck
    lol 
    Windsock
    Windsock
    Acquire three spoons.


    Magnetize spoons.


    Firmly grasp the spoons in only one of your hands. Twirl at at least 30 degrees per second and don't stop until precisely 15.30871 seconds later.


    Unzip pants.


    Begin screaming 'sthgink yerg, sthgink yerg, sthgink yerg' at a minimum of 3 decibels, but no more then 30 decibels. Pause between each word for 3 seconds.


    Stop grasping your spoons when 3 minutes have passed. They should now be orbiting your center of mass. These spoons will protect you from killing intent and ranged weapons.


    Now, get thirteen garden rakes, and begin juggling them with assistance from a fireman. It has to be a fireman. If you miss a juggle and a garden rake impacts the floor or ground, you will inadvertently summon Qwa'fugum, the elder god of house maintenance. Kindly tell him to fuck off before attempting this part of the ritual once more.


    Continue juggling with the fireman for 9 hours. Once the ritual is complete, the moon will become visible and turn into an eye coated in blood. This is why we unzipped our pants earlier. You must piss in the general direction of the bleeding-eye moon. If it's pleased with your performance, you'll be bombarded with a menagerie of artillery shells from howitzers that participated in world-war-two. This is why the spoon ritual was useful.


    When you survive the onslaught, go over to the Fireman's corpse and begin consuming his flesh. Rip out his eyes and shove them up your butt.


    Congratulations! You achieved absolutely nothing! Aside from putting eyeballs in your butt.
    Heck
    In school right now..about to die so bord help
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    Heck
    Heck
    this might soud weird...but ur user name is cute like super cute
    spookie
    spookie
    nah, not weird... but thanks. i've had that username for years... mostly because "spooky spook" was always taken, but i actually like it more now. 
    Heck
    Heck
    cool
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