Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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All my life I thought air was free.... and then I bought Doritos.
Disneyland be like, "Welcome to the happiest place on earth! Now go stand in line."
Well, once again I have taken a mysterious leave of absence and come back again months later. For all those who cared, I'm back. I hope it doesn't happen again. But all I really want is cookies and milk now.
Being controlled by my bf
this is a call for help
You know?
RPN is a blessing laid upon all of us. Without it, where would you be?
(yes this is a challenge of your brain capacity)
Life is the worst thing out there. Who agrees?
Me: *Breathes*
Mom: "I am sick and tired of your attitude!!!!!"
Don't ever argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Worrying WORKS! 90% of the things I worry about never happen!
Why the follow?
Literally looking at textbooks and thinking, "What a waste of tree."
We need better food in our cafeteria......... I could throw up
Mom-"All you do is sit on that computer!!!!"
Me-"No, mom, I sit on the chair....."
I wonder if British people sit around, desperately trying their absolute hardest to speak in an American accent.
Yelling "STAY!" at a non-living object that keeps falling as if its going to listen to you...
I'm like twenty days past my bedtime- not that I have a bedtime... or anything similar...
I'm not "cute" awkward I'm like "wtf is WRONG with you" awkward
I love how in scary movies the good guy yells out "HELLO?" like the bad guy is gonna say, "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
That pain you get when you have to wash your hair after a good hair day.
No I will NOT share my iPod with you. It is an iPod, not an usPod!
Why the follow?
That annoying moment when you really want to say something, but then someone changes the subject..... Evil. Pure Evil.
I was just on crutches for a day. I felt like too much pity was given to me. It was like everyone who saw me asked what happened to me.
I just saw this meme about being single and was like "SO TRUE!!!!" -
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