I swear to gods my mom doesnt know when to shut up about my school. She always has something bullshit to say and when she runs out of new material, she just repeats. She's always changing and molding the words that I say into something different just to prove her point and points out the smallest details, making them sound like big fucking deals.
Keep in mind that when she rants like this, I sit here for an hour or more just listening.
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