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  • Do you ever look at the time and go "gee, I should really sleep" Then don't. Then you end up looking at memes until 1:30? Of course you have
    So I got a sub in this class. I tell him, this class can get rather rowdy when everyone is here, and that most punishment dosnt work, because they just dont give a shit. To which he responds "I'll shoot em"


    Oh... O.o
    MattS
    MattS
    it's a pretty solid threat so it should work
    >Be me


    >Senior year of high school 


    >Class play in theater


    >figure "might as well try to get a big role, and go out with a bang as my last performance here"


    >Audition for character that is me in a nutshell "no way I can loose"


    >Cast list comes out


    >Minor_disappointment.exe


    >I'm Paul now


    >I ask "what does paul do?"


    >look at scene


    >major_disappointment.exe


    >I have 4 lines, then proceed to get beat up and crawl of stage humiliated, not only that, my friend is the one who beats me up.


    >feels bad man.
    You will never understand how long that character took. Please tell me if I made any continuity errors, because that's very likely over a long period of time writing about the same thing.
    Fact:


    Did you also know there are more crashed planes in the ocean, than there are crashed submarines in the sky?  
    Friends are there for you in your time of need, and they help you.


    Best friends are there for you in your time of need, but to laugh at your suffering.
    If you were an orange, you'd be a 


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    Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
    SentinelSevn
    SentinelSevn
    Unless you die. Then no tomorow :D
    Quillicious
    Quillicious
    Actually, tomorrow doesn't ever come. Tomorrow is the next day, and when it comes it becomes today.
    The friend-zone: a barren, inhospitable land... neigh impossible to escape... and now I am in it... god have mercy on my soul...
    Doc
    Doc
    You'll be in my prayers... Lol
    OMG, you're in Texas too?!?!? Soooo many Texas people it's insane. Nice to meet you, fellow Texan drawl talker.
    Have you ever woken up from a nightmare, only to realize your still living in a nightmare? Thats kinda like what a meme is.
    johndoe
    johndoe
    Thank you for the lesson
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