Dr.Nekoshu

Dr.Nekoshu

Confuse. Improvise. Overcome. From Undisclosed SCP Facility
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    -Cue cat bells- Hello and welcome back to another episode of Nekoshu News.

    Today I tell you this, a coworker made a paraphrase of the Bear Grylls meme of “Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.” One called “Confuse. Improvise. Overcome.” This is now my tag line and catchphrase, as it explains my journey through life. Confuse everything. Improvise from that point forward. Overcome somEHOW!
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Nekoshu appears- Brothers, Sisters… Heretics… I bring to you… -Puts hand in cloak and pulls out box of Krispy Kreme donuts- THE KRISPIEST OF KREMES~!
    LegoLad659
    what happened to you
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    I was adopted into the Mechanist Cult, not our friend Mech. Just a cult from a grim dark future… -Pulls of raptor-robo mask- This just helps me fit in though… I GOT A SWEET ARSE ROBO ARM THOUGH AND SOME COOL GEAR!!
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Ah. Well, that sounds cool XD

    Imma stick with neko ears and sparkly magic though
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Fair enough, I’ll probably go back but just again in a Warhammer 40K mood due to new games I got.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    *Ekoshun appears on camera sitting on top of a table* Greetings Aspiring Evil-Doers and… Associates. Welcome to Ekoshun’s Evils, today we talk about vices.

    For Money and Power, Glory and Greed, men will die, men will bleed.
    The same can be said about most mortal enemies with any sort of civilized intelligence.
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    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Well I mean, technically my great uncle is… I dunno what his name is now. My grandpa was NeonFlow NeonFlow , my grandma/Babushka was InsultingBunny InsultingBunny and… That about it. But I mean I haven’t talked to any of them for a while.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    You know what that means: You are a terrible grandson. You should call your grandparents more often.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Well seeing how… Nevermind.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Cue cat bells chiming- Hello and welcome to Nekoshu News!

    Today I tell you all a not-so-secret secret, I am a casual person, and I despise any sort of event that requires formal dress. I say this as I am going to a wedding… Yay~ -Sarcasm sign appears-
    Dr.Nekoshu
    *Ekoshun appears holding a pistol of intricate design that appears to be much in the likeness of a Desert Eagle* Greetings Wannabe-Villains, today we are going to teach you another lesson…

    *He stands there in silence holding the pistol and looking Forward*
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    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Does it count as sentient in the sense that the souls within can speak with the wielder?
    Daisie
    Daisie
    Mercy on my notifs.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Apologies Daisie!

    *Looks up from spellbook* I offer none but I took No part in this.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    *Cue somber piano music* Greetings aspiring evil-doers, this is Ekoshun’s Evils and I… Am Ekoshun. Tonight we will be talking about minions a bit, here to leave a bit of shadow for us on this subject is none other than The_Omega_Effect The_Omega_Effect

    I’d tell you to give a round of applause, but it’s better to remember your places.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    *teleports onto the guest chair drunk as fuck. burps and looks around before opening up a crumpled up piece of paper that has JUST WING IT written on it. shoves paper down pocket before continuing*
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    "soo umm... Minions... They're nice to have around as a super villain because you can't do everything by yourself... And umm... Every supervillain that has a plan needs them unless you are a warlock with a rating of 85000 or higher...That gives you Necromancy so ya know. zombie minions... Anyway. You usually want your minions to be controlled by a hivemind...want them to think as little as possible... Another good way to do this is to make them worship you."
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    * Gives Omega the side-eye and Shakes his head* So uncivilized… Even then some Villians still do not keep minions around them, such as myself. I prefer using my skill of persuasion to make others come to my side, people who can be disposed of once their usefulness is gone, spells are also good because one can place a killswitch if they were to turn.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Cue cat bells- Welcome to a Nekoshu News Broadcast. Today I point out a little something…

    I’ve slowly been getting recognized as a sugar-giver in my friend group, I was also recently told I radiate gayness, at what level I am not sure, either way I like these results -Laughing-
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    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Waves hand dismissively- I would mind, as far as I know I’m in the good books for both you guys. Besides, I’d probably help as long as it meant some idiots dying or the population significantly dropping.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    youd be...the first to go...
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Perks up and stands up to slams hands on table- EVEN BETTER!
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Somber piano begins to play. “Greetings initiates or journeymen in the arts of evil, and welcome to Ekoshun’s Evils. On today’s program we will be talking about the differences between killing someone with a ranged weapon, and killing someone with a melee weapon the ways they were intended and what message each can send.”
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    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    *Ekoshun nods* That’s perfectly understandable. But you could always keep the knowledge for later. *Shakes Head* Thank you But I Don’t want one.

    -Nekoshu barges in- I DO THOUGH! -Leaps and Grabs cookie-
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    As the expert of villainry, real evil forces that want to look intimidating shouldn't even use weaponry. The best way to dispatch a hopeful hero is to tear them apart limb from limb with your bare hands. If you are the efficient sort, curshing their skull does the job nicely. For drammatic effect, you might want to punch through their chests and rip out their hearts. Another great way is to use whatever weapon you enemies hope to use against you for extra poetic effect!
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
    *Nods* You have a very good point Omega. But if you at first want to remain unseen or a member of the general populace depending on the era you are in. A being with no weapons can be feared more than someone with one.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Today we bring to you a special segment of the Nekoshu Group, Ekoshun’s Evils~

    -Cue somber piano music- Greetings ladies and Gentlemen, I am Ekoshun. Technically the Evil Mirror-world version of Nekoshu, but being honest, I’m him before he is now. But enough about me, this segment will be giving out tips of my own to those of you wanting to start out your evil careers~
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    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    no
    Simon_Hawk
    Simon_Hawk
    lol
    Dr.Nekoshu
    Dr.Nekoshu
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    Dr.Nekoshu
    Nekoshu News Update!!!

    I apparently have an uncle who plays as the lead vocalist for a band he made, and they play rock and I saw him at a fair today playing and dear gods are they good!!
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Cue soft piano music- Welcome to Nekoshu Nightly News, I know this is rather late for our normal broadcast times but I’ve been busy. But tonight we have a special guest… Ekoshun~

    -Motions to the side as a darker-looking copy of Nekoshu walks in and sits beside him- Greetings Ladies and Gentlemen.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Cue cow bell- Welcome to Nekoshu Nightly News- Why is there a cow bell playing?! -Stares off camera… Cow Bell Stops and is replaced by cat bell- Thank you~ Tonight we bring you this lovely segment, where you just ask me any question you want and I’ll do my best to answer it on the spot!

    I know original right?
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    GamerKitty205
    GamerKitty205
    There's actually a few pokemon who do poop (darumaka at least) and Guzzlord not pooping is seen as an irregularity so I'm pretty sure they do poop
    I'm sorry
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Cue sleepy cat bell noises- Welcome to Nekoshu Nightly News! Tonight we tell you a fact about Nekoshu!!! ^•^

    Tonight’s Fact? I trust literally no-one!! ^o^ Not even myself! -Suddenly Pulls sword out and points it at a mirror- I’m watching you ya bugger.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Cue soft fantastical theme playing as the camera shows the night sky before panning down to show Nekoshu sitting cross-legged on the ground.- Hello, and welcome to Nekoshu News Nightly. I’m sorry I’m late, but have you looked at the stars lately? -Glances up and Stares- I know it can be scary that all that is space and it keeps going but… Have you thought of just how beautiful it is? I find it kind of inspirational. Maybe all of our worlds exist out there ya know?
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Cue cat bell playing as Nekoshu spins around in an office chair- Welcome to… -Spins away- Nekoshu News! -Tosses arms up and spins around more, then grips desk to stop.- Today I remind all of you to remember this, stay creative! Keep that child in you alive! As writers, artist and anyone else here who deals in any sort of creative art. That child is something we need!

    This has been Nekoshu News, stay frosty and remember, I could always steal your teeth.
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Cue heavy metal playing- WELCOME EVERYBODY TO A NEW SEGMENT WE AT NEKOSHU NEWS CALL “BLOOD SPORTS WITH NEKOSHU!!!!”

    -Screen switches to show Nekoshu screaming at what seem to be a football team of Orcs and a football team of Robots, both extremely large deadly looking-
    Dr.Nekoshu
    -Cue absolute silence as the screen goes to just a plushy version of Nekoshu sitting on the desk, with the camera slowly zooming in before cutting out.-
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