I need multiple people to spam me with bad puns. So I can write them down on my phone. And keep them forever.
Daisie
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I just made the most comically timed deadpan reply in my life, and made my mom literally rofl. Glorious.
*rolls around on your profile*
AAAAAAARG
Greetings, Daisie. May I ask about your well-being?
DAAAASSSIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
Undertale. That is all. Thank you very much.
How do you make your long hair go floof? ;A;
Hi there! How are you doing lately?
hey Dassie, how's everything going?
• Daisie has not come out of the basement for around 18 hours now.
ANY BODY DO EVERYTHING, EVEN LOVES YOU. BUT YOU WILL LOST HALF YOUR LIFE!!!!i
*Faint grumbling and rambling can be heard from where you are. Frantic scribbling noises fill the room.* Rgh, no, no, NO! There's NOTHING!!
*sneaks into your house*
*in the middle of the night*
*stands in the doorway, crying quietly*
*in the dark*
Uhm, excuse me, I don't drink WATER. I drink WARM ICE, thank you very much.
*there's a quiet knocking sound*
*seems like it's coming from your front door*
Your profile pic is so pretty!
GRAB THAT BLOCK OF ICE, LIFT IT OVER YOUR HEAD, AND THROW IT IN THE OCEAN! SNAP BACK, EYES STRAIGHT, CONVEY, CONVEY, READY YOUR PAWS HERE C-
R.I.P. the mods when they're working in the General Discussion forum. While it is a forum that is needed, it sure can be a catalyst.
._. I'm really kind of a prick.
* Looks back at first status update * I really have not changed in my time here.
Might be out of commission for the day.
DASSIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
*comes falling down the sky*
I believe I do have a purpose on this planet and right now, it's to just be a shoulder to cry on, laugh on, and lean on.
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