• I don't drink coffee.
    I don't drink tea.
    I don't even drink a whole lot of soda. Maybe once or twice a month?
    No caffeinated drinks at all.
    Fite me
    I wish I had a best friend...
    I wish I had a sister...
    I wish I had a... Wife...??
    Wait a minute, I'm strai-

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    -Being there for you
    -Great sense of humour
    -Morbid
    -Cutest mass murderer ever
    AND MANY MORE!

    CONS??? ONLY ONE, YOU DUFFLEBAG!
    -Needs to f@$!ing appreciate itself

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    She's mine but send me money anyway
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    I can't decide
    Whether you should live or die~!
    Oh, you'll prob'ly go to heaven,
    Please don't hang your head and cry~

    No wonder why
    My heart feels dead inside!
    It's cold and hard and petrified!
    Lock the doors and close the blinds;
    We're going for a ride! =)
    So the doctors still don't know what's going on... But my bone marrow is mostly dead, apparently.

    My blood counts are fine. Improving, even.
    Figure that one out.
    c:
    Neon Valkyrie
    Neon Valkyrie
    Maybe ... you know when your internet goes down, but your Netflix keeps playing for a minute ... but with blood.

    EDIT: Is your Doctor's last name Love-Robinson?

    EDIT: You ARE Lady Deadpool.

    EDIT: Lance Armstrong, the blood doping faerie, is sneaking into your room at night.

    EDIT: I really hope you're finding these funny, and not horribly offensive.
    Daisie
    Daisie
    I'm amused and confused
    Neon Valkyrie
    Neon Valkyrie
    Woo-hoo, double whammy!
    Life is nature's AI.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Dogs have it made. That’s pretty much the meaning (this is an actual quote bu the way, for those who don’t believe me.)
    Daisie
    Daisie
    Oh, lol. Well, usually the one restricted by the leash isn't the one in charge.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Well crap. I was going to write a reply but I accidentally deleted it all. I no longer have an answer because I’m freaking lazy.
    It turns out that I'm even stumping the professionals with my weird medical stuff.
    Phadia
    Phadia
    *hug*
    Peacemaker .45
    Peacemaker .45
    This sounds exactly like me. According to them, they were almost 100% positive I had MS or a tumor in my spin or head.

    But I didn’t.

    So... yay for not getting diagnosed and better?
    I had pretty much a full night of lucid dreaming last night >w<
    It was like living in my own personal sandbox.
    I sent a rocket into space and was about to head to the moon before I woke up.
    Silvana
    Silvana
    Hope things will start to become less stressful for you!
    Peacemaker .45
    Peacemaker .45
    Spongebob.
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Spongebob is an average kid, that no one understands
    Patrick squidward and mr crabs always giving him demands
    The doom and gloom
    up in his room,
    Is broken up instantly
    By his magic pet snail
    Without fail
    Cause in reality
    He’s Gary the seasnail gary
    “Meow”
    He’s gary the seasnail gary
    Really mod, pea pod,
    Buff bod, hot rod
    Another PSA: RpN isn't a dating service. Don't try to use it as one. Please.
    Peacemaker .45
    Peacemaker .45
    To be honest, I started on Nerf, then Airsoft, and finally graduated to firearms. Bought my first guns soon as I could. First handgun coming up soon once I turn 21
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    Can't really do that cuz eu is strict on guns and stuff. And I've not even fired an actual need gun before though.
    Peacemaker .45
    Peacemaker .45
    Oof I know their laws are strict. More familiar with America’s, though, being I live here
    Oh say can you see
    How boned I am
    Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy how boned I am
    Phadia
    Phadia
    Uhm....
    I have no words.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    It's only 1 AM!
    I don't know if I'm doing anything right...
    We all do
    I'M A SLEEPY BAAABY!
    Turn out the light!
    Heaven, if you sent us down
    So we could build a playground
    For the sinners to play as saints,
    You'd be so proud of what we've made.
    Sometimes you may need someone who knows what you're going through... But sometimes you need someone who DOESN'T know what you're going through. The kinda person who doesn't understand how difficult it is, and keeps cheering you on anyway.
    Two birds on a wire.
    One says "C'mon" and the other says "I'm tired."
    The sky's overcast and I'm sorry.
    One more or one less,
    Nobody's worried..
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