Oh hey it was off topic for the thread but I enjoyed your contronyms! Why we have so many words like that?! But it's all part of the glorious tapestry. XD
I'm manly cause I'm so handy, even my feet are hands
I built a hobbit house for a homeless man without using any plans
My kids' jungle gym has a full-size trapeze
and I modified my garden hose to dispense nacho cheese!
I am the bane of powdered beef
The scourge of duck truck aplenty
The arch foe of the memelords of the RPN
Come face me in battle Dassie
AND PREPARE
TO MEET
THINE DOOM
Can you pull a suitcase with me and Grake
inside?
You did wanna kidnap me still, right?
I'm just like... trying to maximize efficiency, here. Two victims for the price of one? I also don't know why I'm willingly volunteering as a victim, now. But I'm also not opposed, sooooo.
I trust you to kill me, kindly.
And never use that phrase, ever again.
*jumps out of a vortex of time and space*
how ya doing person dragon thing organism laser guided chocolate cake destroyer landmine lantern bird pocket pizza distortion dadaism
Life has been complex lately. Lots of downs, some ups here and there. Despite everything, it warms my heart to know that I have such an amazing support system.
I may fumble here and there, but nothing can keep me down for long. I am strong, and no one can take that from me. Though they can sure try.