Hell's favorite escaped Crow is still alive.
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AYYYYYYY FONSI
Ayyyyyy
still alive but i'm barely breathing
Ayy tharr
WHOOP DOOP HELLO
I listened to an entire hour of Eurobeat while playing racing games and now my brain's running 272 mph. Send help.
There is nothing worse than trying to wash a pot half filled with spoiled rice.
I swear to god. The smell is so terrible I had to break out a handkerchief and tie it around my mouth and nose.
Pouring the pot out into the damn sink and scraping grains of spoiled rice that stick to the drain.
There is absolutely nothing worse.
CROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HELLO AFTER SUCH A LONG TIME
*peeks in’
Ya boi Crow has been really busy browsing too many DDLC memes and trying to write his research papers. Will try to get responses up though.
I have no idea how we made it this far with the profile post adventures
But well.
Here’s a special episode where we find out why.
*cue opening*
arright where do we go next
Last timd on our adventures..
*explosions*
*cue different cliche anime opening*
Listening to people talk about politics seriously sucks energy...
*cliche opening but rearranged*
The barbecue fades.
The rulers of the Bacon Realms have deserted their council.
The kingdom lies in chaos, world breaking down.
In the falling delicacy rose the old enemy.
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*kicks block of dirt into the air*
AHM ALAHV
*dirt falls back on face*
...dammit
-Epilogue-
The age of sandwiches has come to an end. Their leader has been dealt with. The world met a new ruler, a rebellious, and a delicious one-the bacons. Lead by a mysterious, powerful leader, the Bacons changed and destroyed many the Sandwich Army had built.
Is it just another tyranny? Or will it be the age of fulfilled dreams? Only time will tell.
-fine-
I had a dream where my old best friend pushed me off the ceiling of our old high school and I burst through a trampoline. I also had another dream where staring at pant legs would cause you to turn into a demon, so what the hell?
*blows up roof of profile*
IT ENDS HERE! NOW! ONCE AND FOR ALL!
"Last Episode"
*cliche opening*
The loss of my trusty mousepad on Osu had killed my drive for the game for a while...but then I saw the hard backside of my sketchpad and had a brilliant idea.
*walks out from behind a curtain dramatically*
I have arrived.
*cliche opening*
I can't help but appreciate food descriptions in literature. And then I remember how hungry I am.
*cliche anime opening*
The director of the anime Sandwich Wings I: Bacon had a problem, so this episode is a Behind the Scenes special!
*anime set appears*
Here I am with Crow, my buddy I clashed my sandwich against!
Laat time on Randomized Hell ep 1....
Crow and Random clashed against each other with sandwiches bacons! How will their encounter end?!
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