Ex:Hello?
Me: Hello..?
Ex: Hi, this is James from the local Baptist church, I'd like to convert you to hetero sexuality. I can send you a brochure?
Me: Well, James, thanks for the offer but I'll have to take a pass.
Ex: Are you sure?
Me: Yep, I'm pretty comfortable with my sexuality as it is thanks.
Ex: Well, look forward to hell then.
Me: Will do.
Ex:........... Will, you do know this is me right?
Me:.......................................................
Fuck you.
Me: Hello..?
Ex: Hi, this is James from the local Baptist church, I'd like to convert you to hetero sexuality. I can send you a brochure?
Me: Well, James, thanks for the offer but I'll have to take a pass.
Ex: Are you sure?
Me: Yep, I'm pretty comfortable with my sexuality as it is thanks.
Ex: Well, look forward to hell then.
Me: Will do.
Ex:........... Will, you do know this is me right?
Me:.......................................................
Fuck you.