Cavil

Cavil

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  • Cavil
    Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
    People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
    All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
    Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify
    Can you help me, occupy my brain?
    Cavil
    I can't do it. I have to tell someone. Or maybe I'll just ride it out. WHAT DO I DO.
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    TELL SOMEONE THEN
    Cavil
    Cavil
    I can't tell anyone I know. I did something kinda bad out of character and nobody that I know can know what I did. So I'm guilty of something that I can't tell anyone. The guilt is EATING ME. 
    Cavil
    Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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    Kittenkitten
    Kittenkitten
    it is hard to have layers
    Axel The Englishman
    Axel The Englishman
    DROP ZE NUUUUUUUKEZ!! WE MEZZED UP!
    Cavil
    Cavil
     Especially when everyone thinks you're a peach or something and then you do an onion thing and they're like 'woah man aren't you a peach why are you doing an onion thing' and they're all surprised like hello I was an onion this whole time.
    Cavil
    You ever have a secret that you shouldn't tell anyone but you really need to tell someone in order to get it off your conscience. 
    Datbrony
    Datbrony
    This is what you do when you're in that situation.
    Cavil
    Cavil
    Literally me rn


    raw
    Axel The Englishman
    Axel The Englishman
    They're normally other people's secrets.


    HUE HUE HUE, AXEL STRIKES AGAIN!
    Cavil
    Sometimes I consider how lucky I am that my dog can't talk. He's seen a lot of shit. 
    TheMadHatter44
    TheMadHatter44
    no remember he's too busy licking his balls
    Entropy
    Entropy
    I have this thought regularly lmao. Poor canines.
    Cavil
    "Heard it from a friend who
    Heard it from a friend who
    Heard it from another you been messin' around."


    What if I'm the one whose been messin around, REO speedwagon? Are you singing to me? Omg <3  
    Cavil
    The devil's in a rush
    And his duct tape makes you hush
    Hey there Sedona let me cut you a deal
    I'm a little hung over and I may have to steal your soul


    Not sure why I know all the lyrics to this song but I do. Good shit. 
    Cavil
    So last week I got dropped from one of my college classes because I failed to pay tuition for it on time. 


    But today I got money for it! So I can sign back up! 
    Cavil
    I've got to stop daydrinking. This headache is killer. 
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    Soz
    Soz
    I did that for quite a long time when all of my alcohol was free.  Now I just chill with two fingers of cognac.  I'm personally someone motivated by money, so I buy semi-expensive drink.   It keeps me from trashing a bottle a night.  I might go for seconds some nights.  I just recently opened this Remy Martin, but it's sort of cheap.    I might actually drink a bit tonight.  
    -.-.Lucifer.-.-
    -.-.Lucifer.-.-
    Expensive bottles are the way to saving yourself from a hang over. I use to polish off a $20 bottle of vodka each night though, which was pretty fucking terrible in all honesty. No longer do I do the drink though.... but I might get smashed on my birthday. 
    Cavil
    Cavil
    Can't do expensive liquor just yet. Though I may start because boy I'm gaining weight again. 
    Cavil
    Can y'all do me a favor and like this status? I'm testing something.
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    Soz
    Soz
    kden.

    @The Dark Wizard I liked a thing from this user and it told me, "you cannot give this user rep".  Didn't happen again though.  It's not a big deal or anything I just found it odd, and started a conversation with Cavil about it.
    Cavil
    Cavil
    Weird stuff mang.
    Soz
    Soz
    He may want to know about it anyway.  Could be a bug, though seeing as we are leaving this format in like five days I don't think it matters now that I think about it.
    Cavil
    Jason Statham, you are a lucky dude. This chick is wifey. 


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    Soz
    Soz
    Idk.  Botoxed lips are just a meh for me.  She's gorgeous, and I'm in no way saying I'd say no... But when I would say no is a shorter list.
    Cavil
    Cavil
    Yeah honestly I like her lips now but before the botox...they were cute. 
    Cavil
    All of the scholarships I could apply for are only for single moms and women. 


    #sexism
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    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    Let me help you find scholarships. Are you left handed? Are you into the same sex? Are you not into people? Are you not cis? Do you do gymnastics? Do you have any weird talents? Are you tall? Are you short? Do you have pets? Are you POC? Are you an immigrant? Are you poor? Do you have a 2.0 or higher GPA? Do you play any sports? Do you play any weird sports? Have you ever built a house for a homeless person? Do you have any building or home ec talents? Have you ever invented anything? It can be stupid. I don't judge. Do you have blue eyes? Do you have hetetochromia or dichroic eyes? Do you have any disabilities? Do you wear glasses? Can you write an essay? Do you like Ayn Rand? Do you like the lottery? I can find you scholarships
    Cavil
    Cavil
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    I'm drunk so that took a lot of effort.


    Also cut me some slack. This is the first time I've ever applied for a  scholarship. I didn't really know what the requirements were. I could probably get some with my dual citizenship. I just didn't realize how many essays I have to write, how many documents I have to submit, how many people I have to call etc. It's overwhelming. My story is overwhelming. That's why I started drinking at 10 today. 
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    Alright then. I just want you to know there is literally a scholarship for everything. You're good
    Cavil
    Beer in the afternoon, beer in the afternoon. I'm failing at life, but I have beer in the afternoon. 


    *confetti*
    Cavil
    Ever wonder what your dog's voice would sound like if it could talk? I think my dog would sound like Shaquille O Neal.
    Cavil
    That mood of trying not to die from anxiety and refusing to acknowledge you're trying not to die from anxiety. 
    Daisie
    Daisie
    Quick, listen to this! It'll help!
    Cavil
    "I will never ghost you." 


    yeah ok kiddo. 
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    Cavil
    Cavil
    People should just say those things from the getgo and not before I get all emotionally invested in them. 


    Thnx for your honesty. :^) 
    Soz
    Soz
    I'm joking.  Mostly anyway.   Yeah, it'd be nice if people had a sign attached to them describing what their most undesirable personality trait was.   Mine would definitely be "bastard".

    What you think your's would be? 
    Cavil
    Cavil
    My worst personality trait? 


    Probably 'clueless'. But there are a lot of honorable mentions. What do you mean bastard? Were you born out of wedlock or something? Because I was. Lol. I am literally a bastard.  
    Cavil
    House so empty, need a centermeme
    Twenty racks a table cut from everymeme
    Cut that ivory into skinny meme
    Then I clean it with my face man I love my memes.
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