CastoffCaptain Oct 26, 2017 This is how I feel today: https://media.giphy.com/media/26tn9aALhV3XeZtIc/giphy.gif
CastoffCaptain Oct 26, 2017 What would I do to keep you? I'll cloak my face and hide. I'll veil myself in black and steel and battle at your side.
What would I do to keep you? I'll cloak my face and hide. I'll veil myself in black and steel and battle at your side.
CastoffCaptain Oct 25, 2017 I'm not a pirate, I'm a privateer. That makes it all better, right? *shark grin*
CastoffCaptain Oct 24, 2017 I tell myself I'm going to put my Doritos away in my locker upstairs, then proceed to cram them in my face as fast as possible on the way up
I tell myself I'm going to put my Doritos away in my locker upstairs, then proceed to cram them in my face as fast as possible on the way up
CastoffCaptain Oct 24, 2017 Put your hand on your heart and tell me, am I not fair? White as milk, black ballast of scorn. There's a brutish grace in my design.
Put your hand on your heart and tell me, am I not fair? White as milk, black ballast of scorn. There's a brutish grace in my design.
CastoffCaptain Oct 22, 2017 I haven't been blackout drunk in a long time... And yet, no hangover from last night.
CastoffCaptain Oct 20, 2017 Should my protagonist's semi-violent love interest meet her ex (who humiliated her/made her a pariah in the community) before or after...
Should my protagonist's semi-violent love interest meet her ex (who humiliated her/made her a pariah in the community) before or after...
CastoffCaptain Oct 20, 2017 It's Friday. I'm going apey. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ce/f6/8c/cef68c37600ad4f740d1a65046e5d176.jpg
It's Friday. I'm going apey. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ce/f6/8c/cef68c37600ad4f740d1a65046e5d176.jpg
CastoffCaptain Oct 19, 2017 Ghosts and devils come a-calling Calling my name, oh, lost in the fire. Gimme that fire.
CastoffCaptain Oct 18, 2017 RandomBlobMan Hunh. Until a moment ago, I'd been reading your username as "randomizederp".
CastoffCaptain Oct 17, 2017 I see your face across the sea. You’re in the waves surrounding me. I hear your voice call on the breeze On this ship out on the ocean.
I see your face across the sea. You’re in the waves surrounding me. I hear your voice call on the breeze On this ship out on the ocean.
CastoffCaptain Oct 14, 2017 Ffft. The Captain's got into the rum. And the absinthe. And the Becherovka and the Pastis. Where.
CastoffCaptain Oct 13, 2017 The store's closed. My manager: "That product's a special order" (wants me to call a customer). Mek. *hits clock out button* *walks away*
The store's closed. My manager: "That product's a special order" (wants me to call a customer). Mek. *hits clock out button* *walks away*
CastoffCaptain Oct 13, 2017 I want/need brainstorming/plotting with someone. But... that'd require opening up to someone about the story. Ha.
I want/need brainstorming/plotting with someone. But... that'd require opening up to someone about the story. Ha.
CastoffCaptain Oct 12, 2017 Typing a PM to someone in the break room at work. Coworker comes up, says, "Stop writing your fanfic! I'm getting my lunch!" Shut up, dude.
Typing a PM to someone in the break room at work. Coworker comes up, says, "Stop writing your fanfic! I'm getting my lunch!" Shut up, dude.