Drunken makeup is bad makeup.
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I climbed to the top of a lighthouse today. What did you do?
My creativity is dead. Ideas are gone. I'm useless.
Greetings, fellow Anglophile.
THERE ARE SO MANY LIZARDS HERE.
Hahaha! Best non-me typo ever: "fowl temper"!
Yessss.
Quitchyer jibba jabba!
All right, y'all. Where shall I go in Key West?
Life rule #212: Coffee's for drinking, not breathing.
Pretty sure I'm getting a recurve bow for either my birthday or Xmas.
And apparently, my status update has gone bananas and decided to replicate itself. Multiple times.
Wouldn't that be "Thou likest thine fallow," actually?
I do not want to go to tobaccoville tomorrow for Tgiving.
Better than any bee meme.
My soul is full of sunken ships.
My heart's a prisoner to my lips...
I don't care what Sammy Davis Jr. said. Suntory Whisky is crap.
Spousal unit: Why the &@$# haven't you done any housework today?
Me: Do you know how hard it is to make this couch look good? Couldn't happen without me.
Headin' out for the day. Might talk to you all later, might not.
Four week's worth of shortened weekends makes me Captain Ragey.
Pardon me for not responding. I'm frothing over Houdini at the moment.
Taking a brain-break from RP tonight.
And dammit.
Just break me, already.
Do not drink the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. Do not drink the coffee.
Chances of me murdering my trainee with a blunt object are rising exponentially.
NNNGH. Need someone to play to Captain's Captain. -
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