CastoffCaptain Aug 4, 2017 A golf ball sailin' thru the air whizzed by a man a-hummin.' He heard a caddy holler, "Fore!" and thought three more were comin'
A golf ball sailin' thru the air whizzed by a man a-hummin.' He heard a caddy holler, "Fore!" and thought three more were comin'
CastoffCaptain Aug 4, 2017 There's a gal up in the hills. She's awfully shy and meek. She undresses in the dark because the mountains peak.
There's a gal up in the hills. She's awfully shy and meek. She undresses in the dark because the mountains peak.
CastoffCaptain Aug 4, 2017 A farmer slipped on the old barn roof when rotten boards gave way, And as he fell, he shrugged and said, "It's time to hit the hay."
A farmer slipped on the old barn roof when rotten boards gave way, And as he fell, he shrugged and said, "It's time to hit the hay."
CastoffCaptain Aug 3, 2017 All I really want is for people to play my faceclaim crushes to me. Is that so much to ask?
CastoffCaptain Aug 3, 2017 And now I'm craving an old-school gangster RP. Or a ghostly gangster RP. Either one.
CastoffCaptain Aug 3, 2017 Debating on changing my user pic. Should I? Shouldn't I? Bah, no one cares.
CastoffCaptain Jul 27, 2017 Oh. I see. It's H.H. Holmes' nutty grand-whatever who's putting forth the Jack the Ripper was Holmes theory. Ehnnnh.
Oh. I see. It's H.H. Holmes' nutty grand-whatever who's putting forth the Jack the Ripper was Holmes theory. Ehnnnh.
Cold Ramen Noodles Jul 26, 2017 I keep thinking your profile picture from far away is Obi-Wan Kenobi.
CastoffCaptain Jul 18, 2017 Faceclaim help? I need a brunette in her late 20s who's not perfect-pretty & could pass for a professor/historian. Rachel Weissis a no.
Faceclaim help? I need a brunette in her late 20s who's not perfect-pretty & could pass for a professor/historian. Rachel Weissis a no.
CastoffCaptain Jul 16, 2017 Yes, I did just order volume five and six of The Three Stooges complete collection.