Sham Might!
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My Hero Academia: The only show that makes me want to do my work so I can accomplish my dreamsWe all know the OTP back in the day was Spongebob x SquidwardIf you asked me to give you a number from 1-100, I’d choose W.How to destroy a forum site from withinMe as a parent:
Child: Dad, I swear I was asleep last-
Me: You did it poorly.
Child: What?
Me: I could tell by your fake snoring that you were awake and aware. Your phone was gone from your nightstand and you were sleeping in a unnatural position.
Child: How did y-
Me: Stick with the professional.What if you melted cheez-it’s on macaroni!?!?There’s an alternate universe where your Chars are playing as you on an rp siteI need a Pokémon rp in my life c:My pfp is my favorite Pokémon! I raised it from an egg all the way to level 100, it was like my baby :3
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Im just gonna leave this here.....I want a Rise Of The Planet of The Pokemon rp where The Pokemon ride Ponyta’s and they use guns. Then again, I’m pretty sure Black and White did that.Teacher: You all remember this from
Elementary, 6x8
Me: Easy, obviously Six was tired of Seven’s murderous lust for Nines Flesh. So Six went to the comforting arms of Eight, thus it’s 48
Teacher:.....Correct?
SHAM SHAMMY SHAM WHAM
WHAM WHAMMY SHAM SHAMShammy’s Weight Lost Guide
-Get your favorite food
-Watch a htb video involving that food
-Instant Weight Loss!Cwazy profile pic.Friend Hanging Off Cliff
Friend: Don’t let me go!
Me:...c:
Friend: Oh fu-
Me: IF YOU LOVE ME, LET ME
*Lets go*
Me: GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Friend: -UUUUUUUUUUUUAfter listening to the sponge bob musical...I just want to see the show end with spongebob becoming manager! That man deserves it!
*stare*Teacher: So the construction workers build a playground-
In my Mind: Why are they building it? Did they have their own dreams before they were thrown into this cruel world? Maybe they wanted to be cooks, painters, or architects, but the world spit on their passions and now they must go to a wife who only wants the paycheck and children too young to realize, and-
Teacher: Anyone know the answer?
Me: Y=12.With all the commercial, I’m pretty sure KFC is trying to start its own cinematic universeOmnipotence Grant
Most People: I can now understand the universe
Me: I can now figure out who was the first person to get rick rolled!What if the only reason we can’t phase through mirrors is because your clone is pushing against you?Me: I think my distrust for the man started when he refused to give me a hug. I looked into those cold eyes and found no comfort or remorse. His smile was now dead to me. I can never forgive such a treacherous devil.
Therapist: So this was about Chucky from Chuck E Cheese not hugging you, right? -
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