Welcome to the church of moisture, young small moist! Remember the great tenets of the church:
Thou must recognize all are moist on the inside, and take gentle care of the moisture within self and others.
Thou must never succumb to the dryness of the world.
Thou may never not lend a helping hand to those in serious need of lotion, either of body or soul.
Thou must always venerate the oceans and swamps.