Things I hate: negativity.
Things I am: negative.
Things I am: negative.
BackSet
The Great Thief Yatagarasu! From Camp Half-Blood, Half-Blood Hill, Farm Road 3.141
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Hello I am Disproportionately disturbing and evil villain #140 and I'm the main antagonist of the latest kirby game.
It has come to my attention that I recently accidentally posted something both stupid and offensive in my status. That content is gone now and I perfectly understand if anyone were to block me for it.
Signed,
Backset
"So, like, now your just a short angry man who punches stuff?" -Kamala Khan (miss marvel)
Hi nice to meet you can I interest you in some ice cold spider and spinach smoothie?
How to freak put your friends: lean in close and whisper "are you sexually attracted to pigeons" in their ear.
When your the most experienced roleplayer in your group and it's not even your roleplay.
Do you ever want to chide so,eone on one liners but you don't want to sound assholish.
If I'm ever a game master I will make sure any assasins I send after my players will have orders to take them alive so as not to kill them if I mislevel said assasin.
Me, as an evil overlord: *wreathed in darkness and flame* I have donw things that would haunt the nightmares of men!
The heroes: *scared* like what?
Me: *still wreathed in flames and darkness* I ripped the tags off of mattresses! While they were in the store! *thinder booms, lightning cracks*
You know, gun comtrol might be really easy. Just have everyone need a liscense, raise the age limit sloghtly, and give everyone extreme psychological background checks by bringing in many different psychologists and social workers. Actually, no, I'm seeing why people might complain about this. But it isn't a bad idea on paper.
Apparently being american means standing aside and letting innocent people die and be slandered by hurtful comments instead of getting the government to do something about it.
Twisted plots: the main character is really smart and the love interest tries to do that thing where they imply that they're in love with the main character but it goes over the main characters head so they don't really have to worry about confessing outright. The main character, however, is, as mentioned before, really smart. So he guesses the meaning of the implications immediately and just turns down the love(1/2)
When you think about it: love only exists because human beings need to reproduce sexually. If humans reproduced asexually love wouldn't exist.
Coorporate executive: We're not allowed to use any x-men or fantastic four characters.
Programmer: I'm okay with this.
Programmer: *internally* I am not okay with this and I'm going tonadd as many references to said characters as I can including making fun of marvel not letting us use them.
Me on th internet: I will cuddle or hug anyone who needs it! I like being helpful and friendly!
Me in real life: ew human contact! No way am I touching you! This is akward! Stay away from me!
Please come and deduce stuff with me! https://www.rpnation.com/threads/grove-high-deduction-and-observation-club-a-mysterious-roleplay-about-young-detectives.395413/
Every hero needs a guy in the chair.
Just got detective pikachu. It is 100% good.
Petition to call the trope that is basically anyone wearing a dress is weak "Damsel in Dis-dress"
You know what would be cool?
Theres this big manly macho man and he has big muscles and he's tough as nails and he can lift over 1'000 pound weights and all that. And he's gay.
The invention of the television:
Scientist 1: so how's the time machine going?
Scientist 2: not well, I'm afraid.
Scientist 1: well, I just invented the first ever waste of time machine.
*both go and watch tv*
Sigh. Detective stories are a dead genre.
Me, meeting myself from an alternate reality: so how are things in your reality?
Them, an optimist: oh it's great. Everything is wonderful. Things couldn't be better.
Me, a cynicist: are you sure we're the same person? -
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