BackSet

BackSet

The Great Thief Yatagarasu! From Camp Half-Blood, Half-Blood Hill, Farm Road 3.141
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  • BackSet
    How I'll probably start my Bar Mitzvah speech (I'm pretty sure this is how it goes):

    Like all characters in the Torah who aren't named Moses, this one was a terrible person. Though, that's not really a fair comparison because Moses is basically the Batman of the Torach amiright.
    BackSet
    Glasso: Silence! I re-brought youinto this world I can re-take you out of it!
    Historical Jesus: You're not my real dad!
    -Shortpacked!
    BackSet
    B:TAS Batman Cold Open
    Superman: *shrug*
    JL(U): Two of the best damn openings in the history of TV
    Batman Beyond: Batman... on Acid!
    BackSet
    Rogue One would have been great if it wasn't for that romantic plot that came out of frikken nowhere.
    BackSet
    Why do the police even need batman. A bullet to the head will do fine in a pinch.

    Plus, the only reason supervillains both show up and keep coming back is because batman exists. There were no supervillains in gotham before batman showed up.
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    BackSet
    BackSet
    Still, bullet too the head.

    Or maybe superman could show up.

    Metropolis is certainly close to gotham considering how fast batman can get there.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    Yeaah logic does not quite work in DC sometimes. So many inconsistencies. The Flash can literally run so fast that time itself stops for him but hes out here getting shit on by 2nd tier baddies. And also, Darkseid can one-shot superman with an omega beam but he's having difficulties beating him in the shows.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Flash has a friendly relationship with his rogues gallery so he gives them a fighting chance (not to mention that running so fast time stops is extremely taxing). Batman has canonically managed to dodge the Omega Beams in the DCAU so they aren't fool proof.
    BackSet
    So, batman is pretty much a furry, right? (I'm kidding. I know what a furry actually is.)
    Idea
    Is that... batdog?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    The proper term is Bathound.

    Ace the Bathound, Batman's dog who is one of my favorite batman characters, like, ever.
    BackSet
    "And God said unto Moses, 'Go Forth and be badass as hell.' and Moses replied 'As you wish, Lord.' And proceeded to be the most badass person in the Old Testament. God looked upon him and said 'Nice, bro.' With sunglasses and finger guns."
    LennyTheMemeGod
    LennyTheMemeGod
    The most badass character in the Old Testament is Balaam’s donkey. This is an objective truth
    BackSet
    If Harrison Ford played Batman straight men would become extinct.

    But that will never happen because Harrison Ford is old and even then he doesn't really seem like the batman type.
    BackSet
    Over on ZU I changed my name to BackSet-Chan for fun.

    But I'm keeping my name here because I've been on ZU longer than here so they get special stuff.
    BackSet
    An adult is a child who's learned to lie.
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    Who’s also more biologically developed
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Physically yes but mentally... aside from some brain chemistry alterations you can pretty much be the same person you were 10 years ago. And, of course, the brain is a muscle so it can never stop changing and growing as you accumulate knowledge.

    I don't entirely understand what I just said.
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    I can tell
    BackSet
    I'm gonna make gravestones for the people I hate. And I'm gonna write them in comic sans. That way I can get them back for everything they've done, even after death.
    BackSet
    The bible tells the story of how one man was nailed to a tree for saying that maybe we should be nice to each other for a change.

    Though I do appreciate the irony of his death. Very clever romans.
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    Not cool man, it’s more than that and you know it.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I'm still pretty sure the main message jesus was trying to send was that we should be nice to people for a change.

    Also, I might have been parapherasing the hitchhikers guide so whatever
    Idea
    Idea
    Ah, hitchhiker's guide. Haven't finished it yet, but seems like a great book XD

    Did love the joke though.
    BackSet
    Is there any reason that classic rock played in Suicide Squad other than that Guardians of the Galaxy did it?
    Noble Scion
    Noble Scion
    In the show biz, that's called a "happy coincidence" :3
    BackSet
    I-it's not like I w-want you ti l-look at my new avatar or anything! B-Baka!

    (It's n-not like I'm s-sorry for stealing RpNation RpNation's schtick o-or anything!)
    BackSet
    BackSet
    This looks weird now that I changed my avatar.
    Idea
    Nice new avatar choice!
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Honestly, I've never played fate Fate/Night Stay. I just needed a tsundere avatar.
    Idea
    Idea
    Me neither, just watched it XD
    BackSet
    How many people actually care about quest roleplays?
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    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    Though I’m fairly certain it was about his gming style
    Idea
    Idea
    Seems strange...but oh well, no point in further inquiry if ya can't remember. Sorry to bother.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I'm very confused as quests don't really have gming "styles" but whatever.
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