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I think I'm the only person on earth who doesn't know the lyrics to the bohemian rhapsody.
If myth creatures existed the internet would be even more of a nightmare than it already is. It's bad enough with radical femnists, homophobes, sexists, racists, men's rights activists, social justice warriors, and people who don't do their research before saying stupid things. Now imagine that multiplied a hundred fold now with vampire rights activists, tumblr blogs complaining about apropriation of mythical culture
Only some vampires are evil bat people that cast dark spells on you to drink your blood and siphon dark energy off of you.
#notallvampires
Okay, I've been sitting on this for a while but I'm really angry about how a meme spoiled all of infinity war for me.
I just saw a huge squirrel! It was so cool!
I just realized that christopher columbus never actually achieved his original goal of circumnavigating the globe.
Fun Fact: A hijacked Etheopian Airlines plain had to be shot down over switzerland airspace by french and italian fighter jets because the switzerland airforce doesn't work nights on weekends. What a wacky world we live in.
"Alas! Ear wax!"
We got a packet of those last time we went to a harry potter theme park in America xp
Oh my god my interest check quality is dead. I used to be good but it sucks now.
Fun Fact: Serial Killer Richard Chase would only enter victim's homes that were unlocked. If they were locked he felt unwelcome. What a wacky world we live in.
Fun fact: in Italy it is a crime to tell a man he has no balls. What a wacky world we live in.
So I was listening to the radio and they were doing a game about celebrities and their yearbook nominations and one of the choices for oprah was "most likely to become president" and while that wasn't the right answer I just nodded like "yeah, I'd vote for her."
Now get out there and stop a crzy vampire dwarf from committing election fraud!
Fun Fact: An elderly couple in china refused to reloacte their house for highway construction. Their house no sits in the middle of a highway. We really do live in a wacky world, don't we.
Fun Fact: In the time between it being discovered and the wrong doing that was stripping it of it's planetary status, Pluto completed one revolution around the sun. What a wacky world we live in.
If you get to college and you were always at college reading level is there even anywhere to go up from there?
Like, is there a super college reading level or something?
A man once jumped into alligator infested waters screaming F**** you Aligators and was promptly eaten alive. What a wacky world we live in.
My writing process:
Me: hmm. Yes. I like this character I've created.
Me: Wait a minute! He's so gay!
Demon: I will give you the power to defeat your enemies, but you must give me your first born child.
Me, an asexual: *smiles deviously*
Did you know that philosophers would do annotations in the bible and a lot of time it would be arguing about interpretations with other philosophers but sometimes they would make comments about things in the bible they thought were amusing so in other words people who studied the bible invented the riff track.
Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you. What a wacky world we live in.
Fun fact: a high school once held a fundraiser campaighn where they played Justin Bieber's "Baby" between classes and made students pay to stop it. They raised 1000 dollars in three days. What a wacky world we live in.
If there's a better music composer than Jean-Marc Giffin then I have mot heard of them. -
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