I pity future teachers.
BackSet
The Great Thief Yatagarasu! From Camp Half-Blood, Half-Blood Hill, Farm Road 3.141
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Is it sad when onenof the places I feel most appreciated is a pokemon speculation thread?
Technically, Thor is the first avenger. Making Captain America the second avenger. Try putting that on a buisness card.
You know, if it wasn't for the fact that his weakness is *fire*, Martian Manhunter would be stupid broken.
What makes humans different from other animals is our complete lack of survival instincts. One by one we've eliminated them in order to do stuff like go 60 miles an hour in a car, jump out of airplanes, and live in detroit.
I wanna know who the president is in the MCU. There's no way polotics can go on there the same as here given all the crazy hero stuff and whatnot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_b7RDuLwcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_b7RDuLwcI
One of these videos is a rickroll. But which one?
*political belief that probably isn't very popular*
That moment when you realize that a lot of the guys in old greek paintings who look like they're pointing up are actually giving their killers the finger.
Idea: call a religious hotline or your nearest church and feed the lines of the Talos Preacher guy in Whiterun into it.
So... are we great again yet? Because I feel sick and therefor not great. I expect that Trump will eradicate disease as part of his attempt to make America great again. For if he does not, America will still not be great. Because disease sucks. Where was I going with this?
Sexy Abraham Lincoln exists. I'm done.
From careful study I have learned that telling someone to stop doing something because it's stupid is just encouraging them. Doubly so if you're insulting them. Triply so if they have a social media account. Quadruply so if that social media account is a Tumble account.
"How does anyone know there was a city of Winterhold? M'aiq did not see it with his eyes. Did you?"
Vampires could be all over space and we wouldn't know because all telescopes have mirrors.
"Man yells at cloud. Cloud apologizes and moves out of the way."
-a headline in Skyrim, probably.
"M'aiq saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures."
Fire+lightning=awesome
"M'aiq can travel fast across the land. Some lazy types take carriages. It is all the same to M'aiq."
"M'aiq knows much, and tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not."
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"Along comes Jesus with this wonderful, moralistic philosophy, about why we should be tolerant and understanding of our fellow human beings, and then we spend the next two thousand years killing one another, because we can't quite agree on how he said it." -somebody on the Monty Python Team during an interview
You can feed a man for the rest of his life by giving him a fish. Just give him a poisoned fish. Technically that was the rest of his life. -
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