"Behold, the Heatwave-Inator! With this devise I shall increase the temperature by 70%, thus making it really hot! Then, desperate to cool off, people will have no choice but to buy my doofen-cone sno-cones! But Doof, you may ask, how do you plan on competing with other sno-cone sellers! It's very simple! I will use this, my Melt-Inator! With it, I shall melt every sno-cone in the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!"