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  • Inevitable Jerkass Rule:
    • Any forum not specifically aimed at an intelligent audience will inevitably attract some loud-mouthed, poorly-informed idiots who make Cirno look smart. Any forum which is specifically aimed at an intelligent audience will inevitably attract some arrogant, pretentious, and egotistical snobs who make Sheldon Cooper seem downright humble. Either way, there's no avoiding them completely.
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    Points for the Cirno diss. Ouch
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    I don't think I can even begin to comprehend Tohou. It's like some sort of lovecraftian force of unnature.
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    I admittedly only know the basics myself XD I know the stories of Touhou 6 and 8, and the characters involved in them, as well as a couple characters outside of that. Otherwise, though... I mean, I'm pretty sure Marisa's my favorite just on personality alone? XD
    "Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist, while you were arguing about the water in the glass, I drank it." - The opportunist
    Inevitable Troll Rule:
    • Any forum focused around a single work or franchise is guaranteed to have at least one poster who hates the work or franchise in question and complains about it at every opportunity, despite the fact that the entire rest of the forum wants them to go away. This poster will be as annoying to everyone as possible, but will be careful to not actually break any rules, so they are rarely banned, or if they are, it is usually after a relatively long time.
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    • Escapist's Generalization: This troll will target any thread in the forum, including off-topic ones completely unrelated to the work the forum is based around.
    • Corollary - If and when this poster does break a rule, it will more often than not lead to them being immediately banned for among the flimsiest reasons that other members typically get slapped with a warning, at most, had they done the same.
    • There is no such thing as a site that cannot attract trolls.
    • The Caste System:
      • Members can bully those in a lower tier on the Forum Pecking Order and see little to no punishment for it. But if a lower-ranked guy so much as criticizes someone in a higher caste, they're looking at anywhere from a public verbal whipping by the mods to being banned outright.
      • The Nepotism Corollary: For purposes of this theorem only, being a friend of one or more mods automatically promotes one to The Old Guard.
      • The Shepherd Exception: Communities with a sufficiently high ratio of Shepherds to other members are exempt from this caste system.
      • The External Skype Server Phenomenon: Sub-communities within a larger one will develop their own internal caste system, complete with mis-uses of power. However, casual references to this sub-community in the main environment means the chances of the actual mods discovering what's going on will steadily approach one over time.
    The Bully Theorem:
    • In every community, there is one member who will consistently display a negative or malicious attitude toward other users, the forum staff, or the forum itself. Said user will:
    • Insist their antics shouldn't be taken seriously,
    • Eventually be warned or banned by the forum staff,
    • Complain up and down that the forum staff which banned them has no sense of humor or is taking things way too seriously.
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    • Corollary - If said user happens to also be a moderator or an admin, said user will likely be:
      • The creator of the forum and thus a root admin by default.
      • Friends with one or more of the mods or admins on the forum.
      • Often use their power to justify their attitudes toward other members or warn and/or ban any naysayers.
      • Often make a name for themselves because of their attitudes.
      • Will have little to no chance of being banned, punished or otherwise stripped of their rank for their attitude.
      • May have a small chance of prompting one or more moderators, admins or members to share that same attitude, but unlike the original, they will be punished.
    • The Iron Bubble: Bloggers screen for spambots by necessity. They can screen for grammar or vulgarity without trouble. But if they screen out opinions, even if the opinion is "the Holocaust didn't kill all that many people and that's too bad," they'll be the petty tyrant of their domain within two months.
    The Third Fundamental Theorem of Fan Feedback:
    • When the average user reads any kind of review, it does not affect their opinion of the work in question. Rather, it only affects their perceived peer pressure, serving to help them gauge how much they are allowed to like or dislike the work in public.
    • Corollary 1: Some users are so sensitive to peer pressure that they will stop enjoying a work if it receives too much negative feedback. These users will feel obliged to fight back against the criticisms to "prove them wrong", thus fighting for their right to enjoy the work.
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    • Corollary 2: If a user enjoys a work which they know to be unpopular, a good portion of the user's enjoyment of the work will come from the thrill of standing out from the crowd. Similarly, users enjoy standing out from the crowd if the work is popular.
    • Corollary 3: Reviews have a greater chance of improving or damaging the reader's perception of the reviewer than the work based on the reader's perception of it and whether or not the reviewer agrees.
    • The Second Fundamental Theorem of Fan Feedback: Most professional critics and reviewers are just honest people trying to stay employed, and couldn't really care less about whatever it is they are reviewing.
    • The First Fundamental Theorem of Fan Feedback: Most non-professional critics and reviewers are just honest people who want to make a statement about some work and have their opinion taken seriously.
    • Holy War Syndrome: If a user posts about a problem with a computer program that is one of a number of programs serving the same purpose, several replies will be people suggesting another of those programs, claiming how it is the best out of all programs of the kind. At least one such reply will suggest that using the program is, itself, the problem. In other words, God help you if you ever need help with anything Microsoft-related.
    • The Field Expert Effect: Separating all or part of the content of a post into a list of bullet points will make the poster feel more important.
    • The Law of Diplomacy Futility: In a heated debate, occasionally one or more participants will try to make a concession in an attempt to make peace between sides because they are not looking for a fight. At best, this will have no effect, and at worst, this will just encourage the belligerent minority who are looking to pick a fight. This is because the belligerents are also the ones who are intent on shoving their views down everyone else's throats and likely believe that the opponent backing down is a victory, which makes them interpret the attempt at diplomacy as a sign that their obnoxious, forceful tactics are actually effective.
    • Debate Corollaries of Sturgeon's Law:
      • 90% of all debate threads degenerate into crud.
      • 90% of all posts in debate threads are crud.
      • 90% of all people can't keep a debate intelligent and civil worth crud.
      • 90% of all people in debate threads are not interested in having an intelligent and civil discussion, but are only interested in shoving their opinion down everyone else's throats and/or trying to make themselves feel superior.
    • The First Law of Discussion Non-Response Bias: Discussions tend to attract those with strong opinions, because moderates are less likely to make an effort to give their opinions.
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    • The Second Law of Discussion Non-Response Bias: Any posters who dovoice a moderate or reasonable opinion will be ignored completely as the extremists continue sniping at each other. This may also be due to CAD's Theorem of Topic Closure, mentioned earlier.
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    • The Third Law of Discussion Non-Response Bias: If a discussion starts getting heated from extreme opinions, the non-moderator members of Team Switzerland will give up on having a reasonable discussion and leave, causing the debate to get even more heated. Once this has occurred, the probability of a Flame War erupting in the thread start to asymptotically approach one as the discussion continues.
    • Skew Line Debate Rule: There will always be one debater whose clear grasp of grammar, facts and logic only serves to terrify the other forum denizens. This is because, despite their admirable education, they simply can't see why people keep thinking Robespierre did something wrong.
    Join Black Eagles we have:

    • Scary man
    • A Friendly Ghost
    • Basically me
    • A Jojo character
    • Petra
    • #CherishBernie
    • I am Ferdinand Von Aegir


    Led by

    • Edgelord with a crush on the teacher
    • Skarka's Law: Similar to Defending The Indefensible above, there is no behavior, practice, or act so reprehensible that you cannot find someone to defend it on the Internet.
    Defending The Indefensible:
    • No matter how much of a no-brainer a particular opinion may seem to the person who posted it (particularly where politics or religion are involved), someone is bound to take an opposing position even if doing so in Real Life would render him a pariah.
    • Corollary: When this occurs, the chances of Godwin's Law being invoked rises exponentially.
    • Second corollary: There is at least a 90% chance that at least one person discussing the position (on either side) is a Troll. The chances that this is the original poster are about 2%.
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    • The Pet Peeve Phenomenon: On every forum there will be certain things that no-one is allowed to be in favour of, usually related to the forum's history. Establishing what these are in advance is one of the primary tasks of lurking.
      • No Love For The Follow-up: Forums based around a particular piece of media will often regard any derivative works as an automatically-nixed subject. This is not inherently reciprocated, depending on the general level of respect for the original and the nature of its fanbase. If the derivative is regarded as a Follow the Leader work, though, civility will usually go out the window on both sides.
    Everything we do in the grand scheme of the universe is insignifigant and worthless. Life is fleeting and we all die eventually. But why bother griping and complaining about it. Go on an adventure instead. If you're going to do something insignifigant in a short span of time, might as well have fun doing it, right?
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    Me talking myself into another cookie
    The Lawful Stupid Law of Morality:
    • Any discussion on whether or not an action X is justifiable will eventually see at least one poster whose entire argument boils down to either "X is good because there is no law against it" or "X is bad because it is illegal".
    • Corollary: In at least 4 out of 5 cases, this will also be based purely on the law where they live, completely ignoring any foreign laws on the subject.
    • Corollary to the Corollary: If two such posters in the same thread are from two different countries and X is only illegal in one of those two countries, the thread will promptly explode into a very long and completely pointless Argument of Contradictions between those two posters.
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    • The First Amendment Corollary: 90% of invocations of the First Amendment to the US Constitution will be done by someone trying to excuse something incredibly stupid they (or their friend) just said, while simultaneously failing to understand that the First Amendment only guarantees that the US Congress can't abridge your right to free speech, and says nothing about forum moderators. This goes double for sites set up outside the United States.
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