Axel The Englishman Aug 25, 2017 Get to the arcade, start smashing those buttons like I'm tryna get money from the machine.
Axel The Englishman Aug 22, 2017 What if the Grim Reaper turns us into wheat, because he can't use his scythe correctly otherwise?
Axel The Englishman Aug 20, 2017 If the memes don't make sense then they're probably a masterpiece to behold.
Windsock Aug 19, 2017 Fidgeters are a coordinated Illuminatti strike against the United States' ability to focus on domestic security against the Garden Gnome threat! Spread the word!
Fidgeters are a coordinated Illuminatti strike against the United States' ability to focus on domestic security against the Garden Gnome threat! Spread the word!
Axel The Englishman Aug 18, 2017 They won't know it's you who did the crime if it weren't your hair left at the scene.
Axel The Englishman Aug 18, 2017 Such a beautiful day. Glad I'll be avoiding the sun as best as possible. Too pale, too pale.
Axel The Englishman Aug 15, 2017 When you want to play D&D with your mates but you aren't ready to commit your soul.
Axel The Englishman Aug 13, 2017 The Emoji Movie is simple proof that we are all going to burn in Hell. God has abandoned us to our fates.
The Emoji Movie is simple proof that we are all going to burn in Hell. God has abandoned us to our fates.
Axel The Englishman Aug 11, 2017 Minions... I don't like 'em. They annoy me. What is the meaning of their existence? To please the masses with their slapstick? Just why?
Minions... I don't like 'em. They annoy me. What is the meaning of their existence? To please the masses with their slapstick? Just why?
Axel The Englishman Aug 11, 2017 I remember a time before Doritos became a meme. It was a good time. I miss that.
Axel The Englishman Jul 23, 2017 If you're feeling down, just imagine a Basset Hound trying to run in a dog race.