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Axel The Englishman
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Not sure if I should play DayZ, or Project Zomboid..
Alright, who else plays Project Zomboid? Raise your hands!
You can't disagree. Not much thought was put into the RWBY team naming system.
See this? This is shameless advertising.
Hey, I wonder what this is? Possibly some 'shameless' advertising.
>Cough
My girlfriend is le best. She has created the finest cake I've ever been able to eat.
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How to make the perfect BLT:
B - Bacon
L - Little more bacon
T - Topped with bacon
Why Wimpy? Why did you have to get rid of the pork rib?
It's too late for that now.
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Everybody! Come and wish @AxelWelrod a happy birthday before he notices!
When the Weebs come about.
"You just offended a quarter of me."
All doggos are puppehs, and there's nothing you can do to change my mind!
People, I have an announcement to make! Word just came in from the studio. The term, 'vegetarian', is actually an insult used to describe the village idiot who can't hunt, fish, or ride. Alright, get back to what you were doing!
Just noticed my neighbour being driven off in the back of an ambulance. Looks like something serious.
Time for the migraines to kick in!
Engaged in this random conversation with this lad a few days back. Turns out he was a Early Earth Creationist.
Me: I don't mean to be rude, but could you please hurry with the bill?
Lad: God didn't give me legs to run around after you.
Me: Of course not. Evolution gave you legs.
Lad: Where's your proof?
Me: The findings of Charles Darwin who detailed we originate from a common ancestor thousands of years ago.
Lad: And where is your proof that the earth is more than 10,000 years old?
Me: And where's your proof that the world is not more than 10,000 years old?
Cinnamon toast crunch.
When I play The Forest, I don't hide from the cannibals. They just set the game to Peaceful Mode.
Science. 'Tis a wonderful thing.
Even when whites are minorities, we can still be fucking arseholes..
Salt + Ice + Fresh Wound = Happy Times -
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