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Axel The Englishman
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Hey, what do you call two bars of Toblerone?
*drops a few truckloads of candy*
What in the name of Charles Darwin is happening to Humanity?
Bacon: the greatest of Mankind's inventions.
That moment when someone comments about the scar on my wrist. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/wtf/wedding-crashers-wtf.gif
Welp, time for a serious status update. You are strong, beautiful and important, no matter what people say.
When you're eating McDonalds chips, and you've got cuts on your fingers.
Deeeeeerp
I'm not liking the look of that Report button..
YO, COZ. HERE'S SOME DANK MEMES
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXby3twMmI PLANET OF THE FUCKING APES, PEOPLE
When you're like, "Heh, you'll never get me to follow you."
Hey, I got a joke for you lot. How do you Shook someone on Tumblr?
When people play the pronoun game.
So if Anglophobics are afraid of British stuff, does that mean they're afraid of the lightbulb?
My mate just told me the weirdest joke (totally not clickbait)
Quick! Tell me a random joke!
Bed, why are you so clingy?
Sociopathic mercenary? What could go wrong?
Pug, or Basset Hound..
They did it. It happened. Tumblr finally broke me.
How come with shit movies we get epic soundtracks?
TOBLERONE, Y U HAVE LESS PRISMS
When you look at the statistics, and say "Where the Hell is the other 44,500?" -
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